“I presume, my Lord, that you had intended to converse with my sister instead of myself. However, due to your past actions, I must regretfully inform you that my sister shall not be gracing this evening’s gathering or any other social occasion of the season. You bear the responsibility for her matrimony, one that has brought her much joy as she now resides contentedly in the northern reaches of England, having recently welcomed a most handsome baby boy into her life.” she approached him closely and whispered in his ear “Not to worry, the boy is not,” she hesitated for a second “yours.”