you know damn well he would do that
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These are hilarious
Keep em coming
as a newyorker this ight 
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belle and dahlia are great friends <3333333
i need them to have an interaction
also i just used my ordinary skin products i bought today
i got the squalane cleaner bc its also a makeup remover… anddd the niacinamide 10+zinc 1… anddd and the natural moisturizing factors+HA
love them
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Harrison: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.
Dahlia: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Azucena: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Ilyas: I joined you in the dumb stuff.
Adeline: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!
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Ilyas: If you put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard, which yard would the boys go to?
Dahlia: F*CK!
Adeline: What about cracking open a cold milkshake?
Harrison: As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do.
Harrison: All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.
Ilyas: …
Dahlia: …
Adeline: …
Harrison: Mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town.
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woah
WOAH
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THIS GOT ME
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aaah his 4 favorite people
I LOVE
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Auggie: Wow, Margo, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.
Margo: We literally slept together yesterday.
Auggie: That’s NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.
Margo: Are you ready to commit?
Auggie: Like, a crime or a relationship?
Auggie: What are you in the mood for?
Margo: World domination.
Auggie: That’s a bit ambitious.
Margo: You are my world.
Auggie: Aww…
Margo:
Auggie:
Margo:
Auggie: OH.
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LMFAAAAOOOO
BOUTTA PEE MYSELF LAUGHING
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because he would so do both for her!
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LMAO
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now this is absolutely foul
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Cassian: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container.
Lydia: The cow??
Cassian: What?
Lia: Lydia, W H Y?
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Harrison: I didn’t drink that much last night.
Ilyas: You were flirting with Azucena.
Harrison: So what? She’s my girl
Ilyas: You asked if she was single.
Ilyas: And then you cried when she said she wasn’t.
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Ilyas: I’m not mean. Name one mean thing I’ve ever done.
Aurelia: When we were younger, you convinced me eggs weren’t real.
Ilyas: They’re not.
Aurelia: Haha, very funny.
Ilyas: I’m serious. Didn’t you hear?
Aurelia: No… what happened?
Ilyas: …Why would you fall for this again-
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