i love kristi tho 
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i did not end out the harrison convo
so im assumng we donezo wit that
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hmmm?
i replied right before the skip or like 2 days before
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aaaaaaah
with the new skip we can just leave it as it ended
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kay LOLLL
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@kristi youre mine
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so true
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YAYYYYYYY
u only said true cos i told u to 
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finally finished unpacking good lord
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OHHHH Yay
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Orpheus: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?
Finch: It was autocorrect.
Orpheus: Autocorrect wrote “You’re so hot. Please step on me.”?
Finch: Yes.
Finch: You got a date yet Orpheus?
Orpheus: No…
Finch: Well you do now! Get your ass up and hold my hand!
Orpheus: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.
Finch: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?
Orpheus: Seize the dck.
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Orpheus: Do you think sex without love is a sin?
Azucena: If it is, I’ll see you in hell.
Harrison: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things.
Azucena: Hi, I’m ‘things’.
Belle and Lydia are in a car teetering on the edge of a cliff
Belle: oh my god, Lydia, backwards!
Lydia: Really, Belle? I thought I might go forwards into the river, I thought that would be a fun thing to do.
Lydia: Belle, remember when you said you weren’t going to interfere with my love life?
Belle: No, that doesn’t sound like me at all.
Ilyas: It doesn’t have a bone.
Harrison: Then why is it called a boner?
Auggie: I’m in love with you.
Margo: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.
Auggie: I know.
Margo: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-
Aurelia: Go fck yourself.
Ilyas, smugly: Sure, but only if you watch
Louisa: This bloodline ends with me.
Belle: That’s the fanciest way I’ve ever heard someone say “I’m gay”.
Harrison: Priest kink is definitely a thing and I am afflicted by it.
Corin: Go to church.
Corin: WAIT—
Harrison: Listen, in the wild wild west there is always a woman in the saloon and nobody messes with her even though they all have guns.
Lia: That’s because she’s a prostitute.
@kristi @me
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I love all of these
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in love with all of them
SO AZU CODED
At all 
but anyways,Belle is def team Lydia/Atlas if she had to chose
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Auggie, trying to flirt: So, you come around here often?
Margo, confused: I mean, this is my house, so yeah.
Harrison: Stay foxy.
Louisa: Die lonely.
Azucena: Are we fighting or flirting?
Harrison: I’m pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-
Azucena: Your point?
IM FOUL FOR THIS ONE sorry @kristi @raviola
Priti: Crushes are the worst. Whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid.
Harrison: You always act stupid.
Harrison:
Harrison: Wait…
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Lydia: Would you like your pizza cut into six or eight slices, Cassian?
Cassian: Oh just six, I don’t think I could eat eight.
Harrison: Wait, what’s going on? Are we all talking about how hot Azucena is? Because Azucena is a straight up sexual fox riding a red-hot nuclear bombshell right toward the yowza plaza in the heart of Babe City, As$achusetts, U S A. The last A just stands for more ass.
Harrison: I hate to say ‘I told you so’—
Aurelia: No, you don’t. You would marry 'I told you so’ and have a baby with it and buy adjoining burial plots.
@kristi @me
Me: Listen, we’re done, we’re over! Okay?
Ixy that one weird day: Whatever btch, you ain’t never gonna find no one like me.
Me: Yeah, that’s the point sh!thead!
Finch: Bro, I had a dream we fcked.
Orpheus: Bro, relax it was just a dream.
Finch: Huh, gay, I wouldn’t fck you.
Orpheus: You wouldn’t?
Finch: I mean, unless you want to-
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REALLY? NO SHT
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Louisa side eye Not completely wrong…
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Definitely Louisa.
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