I am the father/son of Chad. You don’t know what you’re getting into, kid. I have several experiences in discord war that have prepared me eons ahead for this battle
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Son, you’re the newbie here. I’ve witnessed this game since the birth of it. I have lived and breathed spam. This is a flame that you can’t extinguish. Discord is a game for children. Welcome to Discourse kid.
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In that case, I will disown you.
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T E A
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I have lived worlds without cool down. 30+ people online at once. The mission was to spam. You hath not seen the chaos that I hath seen before my war torn eyes, kid. Go home and play with your drywall while you still can.
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Add this in the forum news 
Someone should continue that
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Please do! Are you joining this war front? 
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Join the shrek army
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We are superior. Join the Oompalumpa Battlefront.
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I have roamed these parts since May of 2019. Seniority goes a long way in these parts, and you have none. This is my town, and when you walk into my territory you play by my rules.
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You think that’s scary? I hath lived without likes because I spent them all. I lived with extreme lag nobody could handle. I suffered through not being able to post 3 times in a row and resorting to discobot. You know nothing, pleb
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Seniority? Pah, don’t make me laugh. I am living at the ripe age of 135 and only plan to add more years. My experience exceeds your lowly discourse battles and my expertise will only show here. Your lag is nothing compared to the -8 FPS the site seems to go through. Your post limit is nothing compared to the cool down time of 5 seconds some servers have enacted. Your likes are nothing compared to the labor of my warriors spirit. Get good and eat a pop tart; you’re no good when you’re hungry and snickers are not an option for a plebian such as yourself.
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Please say you’re joining the Oompalumpa battlefront!
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join the shrek cult
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Have you forgotten the wedding?
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I have never stopped to such a low. My arguments were diplomatic while you insult me with the use of “plebeian”. My town; my rules. We settle this the right way. Not with petty insults but with merit, skill, and a good ol’ fashion rodeo.
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nice talk i’m-
brb
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Wouldn’t have it any other way. Meet you at the battlefield, pard’ner.
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I can’t I’m the queen 
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I’ll see you when ya come beggin’ for mercy. (;
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