Listen here, sergeants! The integrity of Lumpaland is under attack by the dreaded Shrek PFP Cult which is attempting to destroy the obvious reign of superiority Oompalumpas have on this land. This is U N A C C E P T A B L E!
Now, though the splendor of Oompalumpa cult is not finished yet, we have a new reason to call to arms; to fight off this Avengers level threat. We shall band together in Oompalumpa pfps, and on the faithful day of 2020-07-22T17:30:00ZWE SHALL MAKE A THREAD DECLARING WAR AGAINST SHRECK PFP CULT! *(tmfpw)
Choose your sides wisely, sergeants. Be sure to post here if you are willing to fight off this Avengers level threat… otherwise I will launch into battle on my own with my own artifact… spork.