Conspiracy The🔍ry (Forum Game)

Guess who’s back? Back again. Back with the crack.

Hello, if you’re the poor unfortunate soul that’s found this thread. Welcome toooooo:

However,


Whether it be that shady door staring you down in your sleep, the hot bad boy Oompalumpa roommate of your dreams, or a goshdang Apple, I have the cursed talent to make a conspiracy theory from anything. Do you? Give me a subject. Try me, try yourselves, try existence, try—

This would work similarly to my other forum game, Destructive Minds. Or Cliche Machine on Epi Forums. Someone types a subject, writes their conspiracy theory, and then leaves a topic for the next person. However this will be with a twist.


 Basically, I’ll start of with a 
  subject.  EX:

Me:
SUBJECT: Anchovies


  Then, three other people will make a 
   theory on that topic.

image Chad the Rad:
insert theory for anchovies here

Next Subject: My 56782980 pack abs.


image You:

insert theory for anchovies here

Next Subject: My waning will to li—


image Why did I Bother Making PfPs for These:

insert theory for anchovies here

Next Subject: Shshhwhwhhwgehe


 The theory with the most likes will 
 get their topic as the next one. So, 
 let’s say your theory got the most 
 likes:

Me:
You’s theory got the most likes!

quote of your theory here

NEXT TOPIC: You’s waning will to li—


That’s basically it.


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Apologies if you’re not interested. My kneecaps are yours for the taking.

@sunflower.flow @LoneWolf though they know I’m a cannibal @Duckling @SugarBby69 @UnwantedGhost @MG_789 @Squishy @Yomama The fact that it took me a while to get the pun, tho @Tellyg47 @unsungcheerio @lynai @anon80318563 @Danielle318

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Subject: Oompalumpas.

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I saw your topic since it was created but I was just kinda confused by it but now I understand it more.

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So I’m supposed to make theories about oompaloompas? (Spelled that WAY wrong XD)

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Mhm. (Any spelling goes for their mystical species.)

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Yeah, I tried to make it more clear.

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I think Oompalumpas are secretly evil :eyes:

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Alright, so as we’ve seen in the movie, Oompalumpas come from Lumpaland from the region of Loompa in Hangdoodles. Now, there’s two things we have to think about here:
Loompa and Doodles.

Now, what‘s a homophone for Loompas? Loops! Not only that, but look at their hair?!?
In the oldest film:
image

LOOKS PRETTY LOOPY TO ME!

Also, what’s another word for doodles? Drawings, guess what else is a drawing?
image

THE TOUCAN FROM FROOT LOOPS!

We have the empirical evidence right here, guys. The Oompalumpas were originally workers for the Fruit Loop company before they escaped and ended up in Loompa Land. Vote me for clear skin.

Next Topic: Lamps

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Edit in the next topic you suggest.

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We are all oompalumpas who escaped and had to adapt to the human world so no one would notice :eyes:

Next topic: Ducks

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There have been three theories! @LoneWolf’s
has gotten the most likes at 3!

@LoneWolf‘s given new theory is: Hippos!
We now need three posts of your best theories about Hippos. Good luck. :eyes::dizzy:


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@Lonewolf? :pleading_face:

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Oh, hi! Sorry

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Next Topic: Hippos

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Aight, so we all know of Hippos right? They’re hungry. Also what word can you derive from Hippo? Hip. Who always wants to be hip with the kids? Old people. Now, who’s old and always hungry? The witch from Hansel and Gretil!

Hippos are descended/evolved from the witch from Hansel and Gretil confirmed.

Possible Next Topic: Doors

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@LoneWolf Do you have a possible theory for your selected theme? :eyes:

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I think hippos are bears undercover :eyes:

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Actually, no! They’re PIGS UNDERCOVER

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Can I make one or no……………?

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You can (Three theories must be added until the next prompt is given!)

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