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NOT GUILTY 
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THERE IS NOT GUILTY IF YOU ARE PRESIDENT OF ANTARCTIA
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You insolent fool. You absolute moron. You dare claim to have such position? You think everyone will believe your empty threats? You think you’re so tough? Threatening? User of the forums? Are you serious? What crack are you on? Do you seriously expect us to believe your false, atrocious claims? You dare stand before me, on a pedestal of your lies, and claim you’re a user of these forums? And then you just have the audacity to defend your position? Do you think this is some kind of joke? A silly game? Do you think you can say whatever you want and I’ll let you go easy? Without a warning?
I will haunt your nightmares, you pagan. You wet horse. I will shred your homework. I will pour juice in your socks, you left sided toenail clipper. You think I’m scared of you and your claims? Huh, “user of this forum”? Do you think I’ll stay silent and bear your lies? What do you see me as, a coward? A fool, which can easily be deceived? I’ll make sure you fear me, peasant, and never forget my name. You will end up in an asylum, whispering my name, wishing you’d never spoken to me in such a manner. But you didn’t hold back, instead you showed your “mighty” strength. Well, let’s see how mighty you are now, you empty deodorant can.
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Laughing? Are you serious? Do you think this is a joke? Do you think you can waltz in my kingdom and speak in such a tone? You mock me, you egg? You dare question my authority? You step on my ego and dignity? In MY kingdom? Do you know what you’ve evoked? Are you aware of your future? You absolute inkless pen. You inefficient screwdriver.
I see my threats haven’t moved you a bit. You think of it as a joke, a game. I’ll show you “game”. My threats are nowhere near empty. You think this is a bluff? You think I won’t actually do as I said? Well, not only will I do what I claimed, I will also make sure your cat forever sleeps on your keyboard. I will chew the ends of your pens. I will dip your charger in the bath and microwave it. You think I’m joking? You wanna laugh again? To my face, the face of the prince of 3 countries? I will publicly humiliate you for such treachery. Just you wait, witch.
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Not to mention you had the audacity to reply 8 days late. Are you scared? Should be, you wet noodle.
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Slenderman appears
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I’ve never been more serious before 
And besides, your threats don’t scare me you puddle of green paint.
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k.
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why is that so much more threatening
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K is always threatening
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K
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Excuse me, “K”? I spend 10 seconds of my life to think of and type out a well thought-out reply, and all you say is “K”? I used 98% of my brain on this reply, using all my knowledge I’ve obtained in the past 79 years. All the colleges I’ve gone to, all the things I’ve learnt, it will not be for nothing. Mark my words, I will slay you with all my might, pathetic weakling. You cannot and will not reply to me with just a simple “K”. This is not okay. I am not okay. Nobody will be okay, because I, the prince of Asia will smite you. Watch your back, Antidepressant. If that’s even your real name, EiNsTeIn
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K
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Excuse me, “K”? I spend 10 seconds of my life to think of and type out a well thought-out reply, and all you say is “K”? I used 98% of my brain on this reply, using all my knowledge I’ve obtained in the past 79 years. All the colleges I’ve gone to, all the things I’ve learnt, it will not be for nothing. Mark my words, I will slay you with all my might, pathetic weakling. You cannot and will not reply to me with just a simple “K”. This is not okay. I am not okay. Nobody will be okay, because I, the prince of Asia will smite you. Watch your back, Antidepressant. If that’s even your real name, EiNsTeIn.
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Wow, such an original argument
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It’s stolen from like July 
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Amazing
I should go steal stuff from July–
uh… I mean…
HOW DARE YOU? I SPEND ALL THIS TIME COMING UP WITH RESPONSES TO YOUR PARAGRAPHS AND YOU JUST COPY AND PASTE THE SAME THINGS AT ME? Listen here you idoit . Don’t try and dare start a war with me- we all know i’d win. Don’t cross me, Don’t test me, Don’t even look at me. Dare you tell me I can’t change the speeling of a word? Who are you to tell me that? I could end your whole career, social life and every single thing that makes you happy in your life. Piece of sheet smh
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Well, Ceryl, thank you for the very useless advice. Next time you give out “advice” please put in consideration that some people can’t breathe water or fish, and only need oxygen. Not everyone on this planet can breathe water like you and you need to accept those differences. People who breathe air are valid too, as are people who don’t.
You think these countries are failing? Well that’s because I just started ruling them. Don’t you dare underestimate and insult my countries, my homelands, without proof and without even giving them a chance to prove themselves. I’m starting to see a pattern in your replies, Cayeraw, insulting everything I do instead of attacking. You can speak as much as you want, but actions speak louder than words.
I’m not afraid of your armed men. They’re so weak that they’d need weapons to attack me, when I, the mighty Linda can defeat them with my bare hands. And why are they all men? Do you assume that people of other genders can’t be part of your army? That’s very discriminatory on your behalf, Casserole. And have fun holding me hostage without food or water, I don’t need to breathe those in anyway, so I’ll be completely fine. If not, I’ll just resort to cannibalism. Your guards look like snaccs anyway.
And escape your country? Never happening, I’m not a coward unlike someone. And I couldn’t help but notice you signed this off with “later”, when I gave you my undying love as a rival country leader. Well if you want it like that, then LatEr, the prince of 3 countries.
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