We all have basic comebacks to insults like ‘I know you are but what am I’, but does anyone have any unique/witty comebacks?
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‘natural selection will come for you’
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Very few that are PG13 
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If someone calls you ugly, stupid, etc., say “excuse me, I am not a mirror.” 
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I usually come up with them when I need them and immediately forget them after I use them 
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“Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.” 
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Heh,
(not exactly a comeback HoWeVeR)
- If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? Apart from the obvious
Okay now a comeback!
- Thankyou for giving me your unwanted opinion, I shall now write it down on some paper and save it for when I need to wipe my a*s
Neither of these are mine, I’m too dumb to come up with stuff like this :>
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Him sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
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I Googled “funny insults” once and I found a really funny one…
“You’re so ugly that when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering”
I know that’s really mean, but I thought it was funny 
Here's another funny one for quiet people
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I’m terrible at thinking of comebacks. Most of the time, I stand there doing nothing. 
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“Shut up you have a small co**”
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That’s not very funny
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Agree but it works
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Some comebacks I have stumbled on:
- Hobgoblin
- Snotgoblin
- lying hefer (though I would be careful with this one)
- Crotch Goblin (Reddit comebacks are hilarious)
- Sea-witch
- Fishbrains
I will post more at a later date.
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“You’re ugly”.
“Oh, I am? I didn’t realize I was you.”
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“I wish your dad would had pullout…”
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Telly, that’s not nice but it is hilarious.
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What are the funniest comebacks? @Discussions
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you’re like the end slices of bread, everybody touches you but nobody wants you - this is mean but all I can think of atm
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