Ducks are better than pandas

Well pandas suck I hate pandas.
Ducks are so much better .
And here’s why

  1. They have wings, bears don’t have wings.
  2. Pretty sure pandas can’t swim
  3. Pandas don’t quack
  4. The duck song>panda by desiigner
  5. Ducks can close one eye and put half their brain to sleep
    6.ducks can make more eggs than a chicken, pandas don’t have eggs.
  6. Male ducks are called drakes that’s just rad
  7. Pandas can’t fly
  8. Pandas are fat
  9. Pandas don’t waddle away waddle waddle

Thank you audience
I was Michelle
Good day
@Duckling

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Quack! :duck::green_heart::eyes::sparkles:

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tHeY cAn dO tHaT?!

Da-yumm, sounds sexy, lol

:confused::pleading_face:

Apparently
I was also surprised

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:sob:

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Meaaan :frowning_face:

It was a dare :sob::sob::sob:
I can’t anymoreeee

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I don’t like ducks save me :sob:

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:sob: Aw…

But that’s so mean! I don’t like ducks if they cause bullying of other animals :persevere: Not nice.

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Pandas :pleading_face::pleading_face::heart_eyes:

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Ducks are evil
They’d just quack
and flip their wings at you
And bite you

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:pleading_face:

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@Duckling!!
We have found a criminal!

She knows it dw

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:cry:

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Definitely :smirk:

:pleading_face::broken_heart::eyes::sparkles:

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You quoted me out of context, there was an if-statement :pleading_face:

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