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My period…and I was sitting on a bench, attempting to cuddle with my boyfriend. I had to switch positions like fifty times.
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omg waiff
why you have 4 eyes
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Ja I am mutant
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Lmao cuddle on your bed
It’s more comfyy
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teenage mutant nil turtle
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yes
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your new name sm
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Mutants? U have laser eyes in ur 4 eyes? 
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We’re going to do that next time. It’s easier. My arms are too short to get them comfortably around his shoulders. We had our first official date, and things were…interesting.
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I wanna have Bagueturtle instead pls
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Mutants confirmed!!! XD
WHAT HAPPENED
GIVE ME THE DEETS
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no
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So, first off, we go to Starbucks and both get strawberry açaí drinks, and I get a cheese danish. We leave, and I drop the bag with the danish. I go to pick it up, and it falls out of the bag. It’s ruined, so I can’t eat it. We just drink our drinks, then I decide I want garlic knots, so we walk to Papa Johns, which happens to be closed. I’m suffering from low blood sugar, so my boyfriend goes to get food for me while I wait. It starts to rain, so I pull out my umbrella, but I’m also freezing. The rain increases, and my boyfriend returns with food, which I want to eat inside where it’s warm. We have to walk for about fifteen minutes in the pouring rain, and I have a painful cramp in my side. The food bag is soaked from the rain, and the Dr. Pepper and nuggets were the only things salvageable. I take off my shoes and socks because they’re soaked. Later, I get a milkshake and I read memes. We then decide to go cuddle on a bench, and I couldn’t get comfortable at all. We end the date after maybe forty minutes, and my back is killing me. Oh, I’m on my period.
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I am now eating stale, dry Cheerios out of a Tupperware container.
why 
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because no.
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fredspok
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zuzuspok
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