Unfortunately, she got ran over by a school bus
( yay )
Fortunately, she survived and lived happily ever after ( minus the snapped neck, broken knee, twisted elbow, severed ar— ).
Unfortunetly she got a deadly disease and died
Fortunately, she reincarnated into a bird.
Unfortunately I ate her since she is a bird now
Fortunately she reignited
Unfortunately, she was killed again
Fortunately, she reincarnated into a immortal species.
Pleaae stop killing the character, lmao
Unfortunately, she was the only mortal species and when the apocalypse came, she was the last person on earth.
Fortunately, she had pet cats as her companions
Unfortunately, she lost her pets.
Fortunately, she realized she now owned everything in the world.
Unfortunately, she is now sad and lonely.
Fortunately, she’s no longer lonely and is now happy again!
Unfortunately a cannibal ate her
Fortunately, it was a dream! (she’s the last person alive lol)
Unfortunately she woke up and saw that everybody is dead
Fortunately, she gained necromancy powers and revived everyone.
Unfortunately, they turned evil and killed her
Fortunately, she went to hell.