Unfortunately, Lucifer burned her into ashes
( How is that a bad thing tho? )
Fortunately, she became a phoenix and was reborn as Jean Grey.
Unfortunately a unicorn killed her and can not be alive anymore
Fortunately, she went to heaven this time and couldn’t be given any bad omens again.
Unfortunately all the angels hate her cuz she so annoyinh
Fortunately, the king of the angels loves her.
(I thought she’s an immortal? How could she die?)
(I forgot)
Welp…Unfortunately the king of angels suddenly hates her
Fortunately, she already married the king and the king was sick so she ruled the heaven kingdom.
Unfortunately Grandpa Charles said he bakes cookies and the angels decided to make him the ruler of heavens FOREVER and no one can replace him
Fortunately, the cookies he baked were all the angel’s souls except Sally’s.
(Who’s Sally?)
Unfortunately the angels don’t care
it’s the girl whose story this is lol
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Once upon a time, there was a cute little puppy…
Fortunately, he had loving owners
Unfortunately, their neighbours craved to have the puppy.
Fortunately, the neighbours moved away.
Unfortunately they came back because the rent was too expensive where they tried to move to.
Fortunately, the puppy and it’s owners moved away…
Unfortunately, the puppy was missing.
Fortunately, the puppy was safe and can’t back and was never to leave her home again no matter what the unfortunately people say.
lol
Unfortunately, the puppy’s owners died in a car accident
Fortunately, the puppy found a new owner that wouldn’t die of a tragedy, and the puppy would go on to live til old age and nothing can harm him or his family.