many of os here arant english, and I thought, hey how about sharing some fun weird saying you have in your country
if you are English you are welcome to share some of the English onces you find funny
we have quite some funny ones here in Denmark
I like to add an extra one on the list, which my mom just said, after a guy drow over the soccer field in his car.
been greek catholic, it means, some people dont care that what they are doing is ruing it for others
I’m cackling!
“First-class”
“Cheater-cock”
“Out-of-station”
“Mother/father/God promise”
“Mother/father/God swear”
“Non-veg joke”
“Bunking”
“Head bath”
“Tubelight”
“Timepass”
du har ikke mange brikker pĂĄ lofted at flytte rundt med
you dont have a lot of puzzle pieces in the attic to move around.
means that person is pretty crazy
ikke den skarpest kniv i skuffen
not the sharpest knife in the drawer
Danish version of
not the sharpest tool in the shed
You wanna be Canadian? 
YES
I always find that amusing, when Americans wanna be Canadian
But alrighty fun 
I checked out that website though because I was curious enough to see what was considered Canadian slang and WHAT pencil crayons aren’t called pencil crayons everywhere else- ultra shock
Lmao pencil crayons
Coloured pencils?
yee yee yee
wildwildwild I thought everyone called them pencil crayons and coloured pencil were just their formal name
Lmaooooo
Literally every website I’m checking is like eh eh eh eh eh eh yes eh and oh eh
Idk if it’s just the area I live in but damn I swear to God I have never heard anyone use it as much as they say we do lmao
And I’ve never heard anyone say aboot omg
But yeah okay list:
loonie and toonie - 1 and 2 dollar coins
tuque (apparently that’s also not a common word???) - just a warm hat for winter
double double - coffee with two cream and two sugar from timmie’s 
hydro bill (WOAH ppl don’t call it that wild) - electricity bill
chocolate bar (PPL DONT CALL CHOC BARS CHOC BARS WHAT) - candy bars ig??? idk like coffee crisp. it is beyond me why you would call that a “candy bar” but ok folks
kerfuffle (also apparently not a common word) - fight or skirmish
processed cheese (yes again thought this was common lmao) - american cheese (??)
KD - kraft dinner!! the beloved mac n cheese
supply teachers - substitute teachers
runners - running shoes
timbits - tim horton’s donut holes
freezies - 
ketchup chips - these nasty ketchup flavoured chips everyone here likes for some unknown reason
the 6ix - toronto
mounties - a member of the RCMP
washroom - bathroom/restroom
pop - soda
Sounds funny
I call it a Chocolate Bar, too
Everyone here calls them sneakers
blyant : pencil
kuglepen : pen
Vox farver : Crayons
hmph 
exacTLY it’s logical
it’s not candy it’s chocolate soo
I’ve heard bothhhh but apparently runners is native to canananda
What language is that?
Danish
We have these pen/pencil/pouch/ball dirty jokes here 
So many 
But most of them become unfunny when translated in English
pretty sure those also exist in america, but they only exist in certain regions
10/10 word, but i never hear people say it
