In any RP or an SG, there’s always moments that we can’t stop ourselves from laughing at. Whether it’s because of something a character says or does, or it’s because of the entire situation.
So, share the best, hilarious moments that you’ve written or read in an RP or SG below!
@RPers
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“Okay, Fineee Yara,” Jessica muttered in between laughs, “if you think you can do better – give it your all,” Jess smiled, sitting across from the girl in a booth within the empty ice cream parlor. Was it 6:45 AM? Sure. But who the hell said that ice cream could only be eaten at a certain time? Complete BS. Anyone who said differently wasn’t someone Jessica wanted to associate with. The two had made a bet on which of them could catch the cute ice cream server’s attention simply by eating ice cream.
Jessica had tried, though sensually eating the ice cream from her spoon wasn’t working. She almost presumed he was gay and her gaydar was just not working. Though, despite that, Jessica watched as Yara gave her a challenging look, before slowly licking the ice cream cone in her hand, looking over the server before effortlessly winking at him – causing the server to quite literally drop the scoop he was holding. “Damn it,” Jess laughed. “Fine, you win.
I mean @CerealKiller - Yara has some moves.
Also the fake sex scene after walking into the men’s bathroom to avoid someone - but I’m too lazy to quote it
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elixr
28 November 2020 04:44
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So instead of standing in place so he could walk over to her – which it seemed like he was doing, Jessica walked the opposite direction, turning the corner and dipping into the Men’s restroom without really thinking what she was doing. All she knew was she did not need that conversation and he would be catching up to her soon enough.
Though she soon realized her mistake as she walked in, seeing a blonde man washing his hands – instantly turning towards her with, probably shock, that she was in the wrong bathroom.
“Well… bloody hell,” Jess mumbled – though her mind had already started working. She didn’t know if Theo had seen her duck into the bathroom, so she needed to make sure he didn’t suspect she did. And there was no lock on the bathroom door so she couldn’t exactly do that. Quickly doing a check of the space, including, ducking to make sure there were no feet under the stalls – Jess verified it was only her and the other blonde man. “What’s your name?” Jess questioned as she double-checked the last stall. “Oh, it doesn’t really matter right now… You look like a Jason. Let’s go with that. Do me a favor and don’t say anything for a few minutes,” Jess told the man, hearing footsteps approaching.
With a sigh, she looked at him slightly apologetically. “Sorry for this,” Jess mumbled before pretend sex moaning loudly, “Jason, oh my god, Jason,” Jess ‘moaned’ – leaning against the sink as she did so. Why was she having to pretend sex in the bathroom? Well – even if Theo thought she had gone in this direction, she doubted he’d think it was her in this bathroom if someone was having sex. After all, she’d just ducked in here. There was no way in the world she could be… “Oh my god Jason, I’m so close,” Jess continued, “Please don’t stop,” Jess hit the wall a few times to really sell the act.
After a few minutes of fake moaning and no one coming in, she realized she was in the clear and shot a smile towards the guy who just stood still as she did that for the past few minutes. “Well Jason, thanks for the mind blowing fake sex.” Jessica laughed, “So… how’s your day going? Besides running into a crazy girl in the boys bathroom?”
@Littlefeets - A likely very confused Kai Azure
@elixr for your reading entertainment
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A mess. A whole ass mess of a character right there.
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elixr
28 November 2020 04:52
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Way to make a first impression lmao
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HE STRAIGHT ASKED HER ON A DATE I-
“Well, I suppose the only way to describe my day, is interesting.” He paused as she spoke mentioning how she was embarrassing herself, then a thought crossed his mind. “How about instead of forgetting about this, you could agree to go out with me?”
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We truly are. That whole conversation was just… an absolute mess of hilarity.
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elixr
28 November 2020 04:54
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Im gonna stalk those two rn
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That conversation is a must-read if you’re going to stalk them
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Hmmm…I mean, not to be biased, but my character Kaoru is pretty funny. They’re Japanese, so they have trouble with english and are just awkward in general.
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elixr
28 November 2020 04:59
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We’re not RPing but this is still funny
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YES! I imagine Aisling has smoke pouring out of her ears.
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elixr
28 November 2020 05:02
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I imagine her legs as very smooth and soft
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