Between the whitewashing, the stupid scripts, the infruitating casting choices, the sucking out of all emotion, the bad effects, the weird editing, the entire story arcs and characters getting thrown out or replaced, the intense anger, the depression, the loss in faith in hollywood as a creative and corporate entity… There’s too much to even talk about. Below is a list of some of the anime movies I’ve seen and my biggest grievances with them.
Dragonball: Evolution
Whitewashing
Chichi isn’t a stupid name you’re just literally racist
Piccolo looks so bad how
“pRoMeThEuM oRbS”
Goku is constipated and h*rny and he’s wearing the orange and blue hoodie they sell in the anime section of Hot Topic
Japanese Death Note
Why does Ryuk look like a GTA character
Why is there a sequel and why does thinking about watching it make me want to vomit
L and Light look so similar that I thought they were the same actor (And I can say that cuz’ I’m half asain)
L got his own movie help
American Death Note
Whitewashing
Willam DaFoe carrying this whole movie like Jim Carrey in Sonic
Misa is the villian now because why not
“tHeRe’S sO mAnY f*CkInG rUlEs”
Why is Light so dumb
Why is L so dumb
Wattari’s death scene is the funniest thing since Kanye entered the presidential race
The ending brings God’s hand an inch closer to smighting us all every time it’s played
Ghost in the Shell
Whitewashing
Acting like your character isn’t whitewashed by claiming she was rebuilt as a white robot
Scarlet Johanson
Give her nipples you coward
Who even is this villian
Just make a movie about the evil robogeishas. That’s the only reason that anyone went to see it anyway.
Alita: Battle Angel
What did you do to Hugo
You didn’t have to take the eyes that literally
Actually though this one’s fine
A Silent Voice
Not even nominated for an Oscar because the Academy sucks
Fullmetal Alchemist
Asianwashing?
Father Cornello is literally in the movie for 5 minutes and you’d only know that if you googled it
Where’s Falcon
The wigs
The kids
Al is the only effect that looks good and that’s because he’s made of cardboard
You’ve destoyed Gluttony
Every character looks like a cosplayer
Why is the philosipher’s stone a strawberry cough drop
Sho Tucker is a mad scientist holloween costume
I forgot that Nina is even in this movie
Lust is so boring
Al is so boring
Ed is so boring
Everyone is so boring
Why is Lust happy to die
Why isn’t Lust lustful
Trisha Elric llived a long life of 1 full minute
The music is worse than the Mary Poppins remake
Why does the homunculus army look even worse than japanese Ryuk
Stop taking anime hair literally Envy’s wig looks so bad
I have diahrreah now
How can you hypnotize a suit of armor
Never make a Danganronpa movie
I hate you all
What anime movies have you guys seen? How have they dissappointed you? Feel free to rant about them here!
Though some Animes are cry worthy