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Heyo Microwaveeeee Mikey boy, it is I
We have gathered here today to celebrate the rad event of our microwave’s warranty expiration date, congratulations, you are now old. 
Happy Birthday Michael 
insert confetti
Anyway,
I’ll take this non existent stage as a chance to shoutout and appreciate you, for the rad and amazing short bean of a friend you are.
Stan you 
I’m glad I got to know you and be your friend, you’re so insanely rad and everyone should know and love you for it because you deserve all the love (and Diet Coke) in the world
Just imagine a massive massive hug because I’d I could that’s what you’d get now so yes 
Happy oldening day, love you millions
@Blegar