Hazbin Hotel: Our New Residents! Official RP 🏨


Blood spurted from his mouth as he was pinned against a wall by his own weapon. As he tried to pull the weapon out, Erika began ranting about Evangeline like a jealous, bratty child. “What do you even have against her? What did she even do? And don’t lie and tell me that she quote-unquote ‘hurt’ your so-called ‘sister’, because you’re an idiot if you couldn’t tell that was an accident, and if you really cared about Cerys, she wouldn’t have had to come crawling to the Hotel anyway. Are you jwealous?” He asked in a fake pouty voice. “Did Eva get attention and make you feewl lewft ouwt?”

Myst limped over to Erika and began obviously flirting with her. Even though he was running out of breaths to spare, Toothfairy wretched. “Please don’t make you two making out be the last thing I see before I die. Please, just kill me before you suck eachothers’ faces off.”

The witch threw out another pitiful attempt at a taunt; “Besides, there is no hotel to return to, even if she manages to build it back up, there is no one left to call her guests.” “Plant girl’s already rebuilding the Hotel as we speak. Why else do you think we’d leave one of our Overlords behind?” He chuckled a bit at their incompitence, but the laughter quickly turned to hacking coughs as he lost more and more blood. “And there’ll always be guests at the Hotel. As long as there’s slightly good people in Hell, people with hope, there’ll be a suite ready for them. Evageline will have Malcolm. Let’s be honest, she’ll probably have Cerys, too, since you guys didn’t make the best impression. And she’ll have me, no matter what. Even if I end up dying for her. Because an Angel’s faith is unbreakable.”

“So you can both eat sh*t.”

@OhSumana
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