Here are 50 reasons why Secretz is NOT sus

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So apparently, in every Among Us game, @Secretz just seems to be suspicious even when he’s not the, or one of, impostor. That is definitely frustrating, especially on his part, because not will we only lose a crewmate to keep our chances of winning large, but also because he can’t enjoy the game and will have to suffer his way through ghosting.

Now, I am here to help him. I present to you the 50 reasons why Secretz is NOT really even sus.

  1. His name is Secretz. If you turn Z to a clean 90° (am I right), you will see an N. Now what does N mean? It’s means “no.” No means he’s Secret No, which means there’s no secret, so if he’s an impostor, he will not keep that secret AT ALL.
  2. His color is white, which is a symbol of good. What impostor is good? That’s not sus at all.
  3. His in-game name is “Told you I.” If we just take that logically, then we’ll know that he did that because he’s NOT the impostor; thus, he’s not sus.
  4. He’s not sus because he didn’t even get imp???
  5. You just sussed him because he keeps calling emergency meetings. Who wants to die, right? :triumph:
  6. To add to the fifth, you just sussed him because he keeps sussing everyone too. Why is that sus?
  7. He’s just naturally sus, but he’s not.
  8. I saw him scan in Medbay.
  9. I saw him do shields.
  10. I saw him throw trash and a diamond.
  11. I saw him empty chutes.
  12. He did his last wires at Security and the task bar went up.
  13. He did admin upload and task bar went up
  14. He did weapons in The Skeld.
  15. He also did weapons in Polus.
  16. He’s a ghost now.
  17. He fixed lights alone—why would an imp fix lights with no one there?
  18. He fixed BOTH o2 while you all were slacking :triumph:
  19. He got the right key position in Polus.
  20. He was in a group when the body got killed.
  21. It’s just not him.
  22. He’s just not sus.
  23. His title is literally “The Innocent Leader,” how are you sussing him-
  24. He’s just doing his tasks.
  25. He’s empathetic; it doesn’t make sense for him to kill without a heart.
  26. He runs the anonymous confessions and protects us from losing our braincells—I wonder why you’re still sussing him?
  27. Clearly he’s too good to be an imp :triumph:
  28. He never used the vents.
  29. If you think he took too long to start the reactor, it’s because he always gets the wrong button to push.
  30. If you think he’s sus because he took too long to download—he’s just afk, ok?
  31. He’s clearly taking advantage of the 9 seconds to get food or something, but it seemed like he got way past that-
  32. He’s acting sus because he doesn’t want to die.
  33. He’s acting sus because he just wants you to watch him scan.
  34. He’s acting sus because he just want to get you to watch him do garbage.
  35. And empty chute.
  36. He just wanted you to watch him get rid of the asteroid.
  37. He had no idea if you were referring to the count horizontally or vertically, so he said the wrong key position.
  38. You couldn’t see him scan because the visuals were off.
  39. He returned to the launchpad because he was just going to catch the anomaly.
  40. You couldn’t see him do the shields because visuals were off.
  41. And he was just trying to get you to watch him do it.
  42. When the lights were off, he was doing download and the body was in the electrical—HOW IS HE SUS
  43. The SusList or the Susquad isn’t real.
  44. I saw with my own two eyes it was BOber who vented and not Secretz, ok???
  45. He was standing still outside the admin because he wanted to keep you safe.
  46. He waa standing still outside the security because he wanted to keep you safe.
  47. He was following you around because he doesn’t want to die.
  48. He also doesn’t want to be sussed whenever there will be a body.
  49. He’s just not sus because he vouched for me :triumph:
  50. no

@/AmongUs, please see my concern about this issue. We need to stop sussing Secretz, it’s not right anymore :pensive:

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Secretz is literally so sus

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I-

all my effort :pensive:

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@Nil you’re the MVP!!!
:clap:

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WHAT

I LITERALLY LISTED 50???

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And you have
Only

48 :sneezing_face:

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Thank, I try

l

I did 50 :sob:

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there—fixed :triumph:

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woah I’m seer

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“Told you I was An Imposter”

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SECRETZ is sus

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Always has, always is, always will be

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NO

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THIS IS INVALID BECAUSE WE PLAY WITHOUT CONFIRM EJECTS

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OML YOU ACTUALLY MADE A THREAD-

:pray::pray::pray:

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BECAUSE I WANT TO RAISE AWARENESS

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SECRETZ SUS

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I believe Secretz is not sus just because Nil did so much hard work and not because Secretz is genuinely not sus :grinning:

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Yes! THank you :star_struck:

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NO

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