How To Blink: the guide nobody asked for but everyone needs

Now you see hoomans have these things known as “eyelids” here is how to use them!

Step 1: Prepare yourself

Blinking actually requires muscles so you have to make sure you are prepped get plenty of water and prepare to work those eyelid muscles.

Step 2: Read up on the theory of eyes

It’s always good to know why we blink. I suggest reading this to educate yourself.

Step 3: Blink

Allow those eyelids to cover those eyes then reopen :eyes:

Well done you blinked like a pro!

We’ll be back in the future with important threads on:

How to breathe
How to eat
How to drink

And the hardest of all

How to poop

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excuse me

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Yes

Like that

We have a star pupil already

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i don’t think i have enough energy for this :pleading_face:

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You can do it

Just read up on eyes

You’ll do it!

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spread lubricating fluids across the eyeball

this sentence is gross

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f l u i d s

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Ew :joy:

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Now your eye is
mOiSt

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shudders

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blinks :eyes:

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stop lording your liquidy eyes over me :pleading_face:

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@AnnSza @E_bee :star_struck::star_struck::star_struck: did u know this?

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Wait seriously?! I’m gonna try it brb

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Ok let me know how since I keep doing step 2 before step 1

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It’s too confusing… I might need some help

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It says you need to use muscles, but I can’t find them

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look behind your eye

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Okay now- hold up

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WHAT A ABOUT A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO OPEN DOORS?

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