Night 
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I’ve done step one and two, but I discovered that the NASA rocket I bought on eBay is actually a toy… damnit
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Yeah, you shouldn’t order it from eBay, you should steal it from NASA 
Try that, and lemme know how it goes 
But then I have to steal a boat too…
Another way is to go downstairs when dinner is done, then when you ask your mom if the food’s still hot and she says no, stop in your tracks. Grab your dinner and run outside, then infiltrate area 51. Not to clap some aliens, but to steal an UFO. Then when you are flying in space, open the door of the UFO and throw your dinner at the sun. The sun will take a bite and will burn in agony. Now you know your mom lied cuz the food was hot enough to burn sun-kun himself.
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I can steal your heart
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Can you though? 
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Would you let me?
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Try it and find out
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Update: Hereby I reverse my theory and say that this type of energy between you two can and will burn the sun back. CuZ maN iT’S hOt IN HeRe 
Would burning the sun back add to global warming?
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Non, because you would eliminate the main source of warmth if you burn the sun enough to kill it 
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But fighting fire with fire results in more fire 
Not if you burn down the first fire 
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But then you just start a new fire?
I’ll bring some water with me to stop the new fire 
and it won’t survive without O2 (I forgot the English term for it again 
) anyways
Oxygen? We just call it O
Oui