It’s annoying, isn’t it? Especially at summer. Yes, I am talking about how the sun repeatedly burns our healthy, clear skin every summer. But we should get revenge, because what the sun does is unacceptable, don’t you agree?
So, here is how you can burn the sun back:
Steal a rocket from NASA (make sure it had enough fuel)
Develop pyrokinesis.
Before going to space, take a lighter with you.
Travel close to the sun, but kinda far from it so you won’t get burned and kill yourself.
Use the lighter and your pyrokinesis skills to burn the sun.
Return home and enjoy watching the show of the sun being burned, it’s gonna be hot
We shouldn’t fight the sun. We should accept the sun. Sure the sun may give us sun burns sometimes, but the sun is our friend. It brings us warmth, provides us vitamin D, and keeps us alive. There are also ways to protect yourself from getting sun burns. So, I disagree.
Just leave it in the garbage, I’ll pick it up in the morning, sell it in the black market myself, and then come give you free snacks. You want nachos or chips?
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that grow.
