`Welcome to How To Deal With An Episode @$$kisser 101`
Today, I will be teaching you in this thread the steps and tips on how to handle (or piss off) an @$$kisser on the Episode Forums or anywhere in general. Itâs simple once you think about it. You just have to watch carefully on how they word their responses. Letâs Begin!
Step 1: Try to be nice
I know what youâre thinking: âBut Shadow, shouldnât we already be nice to everyone?â Yes but Iâm saying be nice with them, even if they are making you angry with their comment directly at you or hostile towards you. Especially when the argument or âdebateâ is beginning. Canât risk it. You have to be nice when youâre starting off. Not passive aggressive, no. Express how you feel in the nicest way possible. Itâll make them confused or shocked. And give you the upper hand when they start being rude. They wouldnât have a reason to.
Step 2: Add a little sarcasm or wit but keep it sweet
This is when it starts to grow tension in the âdebate.â Gotta keep being nice! Itâll help you in the end, I promise! But you can be a little sarcastic with your response. Or be a little witty. Still keep it clean. You donât want to mess it up. Add little sweet emojis to confuse them as well so they wonât be able to fully understand the intent. They canât tell.
Step 3: Play Dumb
Now this will really get to them. Iâm not saying to act plain stupid, no. Iâm saying you gotta act fake clueless. Itâs like being slightly aggressive but innocently. Add emojis like ââ or ââ so they wonât understand the full intention and still think youâre being nice.
Step 4: Time to Be Passive Aggressive
Yes, itâs that time. Remember to keep the idea of what it means in your head. Itâs like youâre in between. Make sure to prove your point and be direct. But again, keep it sweet. Donât let them get to you first.
Step 5: Be Annoying but Kind
Have to make them even more angry somehow. And slip up. Itâll work. Donât be intentionally annoying. Kill them with the kindness. Itâll just make them more upset.
Extra Tips:
Remember when I say listen and read their words carefully. Itâs important you do so youâll find a weak spot to get to them
Find any contradictions in their comments or past ones. Use it as a tactic to make them slip up.
Always keep in mind the point youâre trying to make is. Donât back away from your original point or the debate itself. Keep pushing.
Take a few deep breaths. These people will be ruthless but you have to keep going. Before you reply, try to calm yourself.
Anyway, I hope you found this helpful. Tell me if it works or not. It did for me.
Sure! Pretend youâre having a discussion on the Episode Updates. You already know how they silence your opinion for not liking it. Theyâre just arenât as direct about it. but itâs implied. If they comment on you like this:
âWell, I have been asking for this for a while. I really like it. Iâm appreciative for this because they donât usually give us good things like this. I think asking for more for updates is just unfair. Thereâs not really a point of complaining about it. Iâm sure youâll get what you want in an update soon. You just have to be patient.â
^Do you notice the silencing tone they have in this comment? Maybe not because they tried to sugarcoat it and cover it up. But it is heavily implied. You can respond by pin-pointing what they said into more detail.
Notice how they were accusing you of complaining. Calmly address it.
âI donât think I was complaining. Iâm stating my opinion on how I feel about the update. Criticism even if itâs slightly negative can be taken.â
The emojis always work.
or
Call out the silencing/be direct that criticism or altering opinions should be allowed.
âI never said I wasnât appreciative. I definitely am! Me not being satisfied shouldnât really be taken into a negative tone. Iâm simply expressing how I feel. Just like you did! I will be patient. I have been for a while actually. Telling me to be more or make it seem Iâm asking for too much just for wanting more does seem to try to silence what I have to say.â
Or whenever they speak, just keep sending them:
Theyâll probably have nothing to respond to that and if they do, just keep sending it until you both get flagged for being off topic. If I go down, youâre going down with me.
Yep I second that! The emojiâs might confuse total idiots, but it was far from confusing to us. It was always very clear when we were reading your replies
My tips: just donât. donât post anything anymore so you wonât have to deal with them.
I find it very affective as no kisser in my notifications now. But some of them have something personal with others so you gotta be careful even if youâre not doing anything
Itâs simple once you think about it. You just have to watch carefully on how they word their responses. Letâs Begin!And give you the upper hand when they start being rude. They wouldnât have a reason to.
Gotta keep being nice! Itâll help you in the end, I promise! But you can be a little sarcastic with your response. Or be a little witty. Still keep it clean. You donât want to mess it up. Add little sweet emojis to confuse them as well so they wonât be able to fully understand the intent. They canât tell.
Iâm not saying to act plain stupid, no. Iâm saying you gotta act fake clueless.
Itâs like being slightly aggressive but innocently. Add emojis like â
â or â
â so they wonât understand the full intention and still think youâre being nice.
Remember to keep the idea of what it means in your head. Itâs like youâre in between. Make sure to prove your point and be direct. But again, keep it sweet. Donât let them get to you first.
Tell me if it works or not. It did for me. 
Just like you did! I will be patient. I have been for a while actually. Telling me to be more or make it seem Iâm asking for too much just for wanting more does seem to try to silence what I have to say.â
And I will!
