Oh, thats so cool 
Okay, no discounts for you! No need to feel bad though, I know you are just doing it to be nice 
It is indeed the most useful Yes, I can give it to you!
You can add ketchup flavored soap
My my, what a wallet! Okay, surely I wouldn’t miss the opportunity to steal from you! 
dont know, don’t care
Of course 
I wouldn’t wanna overpay, I heard you might run out of space on your bank account 
Ooh thank you! I will frame it on my houseplant!
Omg ketchup flavored soap 
what does it do?
Awesome to hear! I love getting robbed in broad daylight 
ban off-topic rule smh sm rn
omg so I have to use idot.exe? I have to betray?
Betray me and I become Coldest Doc 
I’m already electrocuted I don’t care
I will electrocute your soap collection
Can i mix every flavour
Immortal 100% 
Banned for hacking
Ok
Yes, yes, child, you can 
Make sure to eat at least 3 teablespoons of liquid soap a day, they are so beneficial and healthy
Omg wow now i can become old immortal 2928383883 years old vampire bad boi aha 
No, you won’t be 9371947 or whatever years, you will be immortal ™
What’s the difference? 
8623973 have an expiration date, after you reach them you die, but when you are immortal™ you never die
Ooo, how much soap do I have to eat to achieve that?
About 5ltrs a day, and in a month you will have your immortality ™ guaranteed
What if I can’t buy that much soap? 
Rob a bank, duh
wow now i can make soap for the whole family! Thanks