How to eat your ex:

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Whichever you want, I prefer cutting people while they are alive, starting from toes, fingers etc. so they can suffer

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… I wanted to cut other parts first :pensive:

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You can cut any part you want first, nobody’s stopping you :smile:

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Yay! I might make some African stew or a spell with it. wicked laugh

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Ooh, great :smiling_imp::+1:

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I honestly prefer my exes broiled, however I do get a strange twinge from my conscience because Ex sounds like X, and idiot.exe knows that I’m an X enthusiast. :triumph:

Anyway, I prefer my exes medium rare, I’m not a fan of raw but the blood of my enemies really does give a nice twangy taste that makes the dish so much better. :ok_hand:

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I like my ex how I like my meat: well done.

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I get you… but that the blood of my enemies just cannot be beat, you know what I’m sayain saying? :star_struck:

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Well… It’s simple, I can just drink the blood with my tea for breakfast.

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:exploding_head::exploding_head::exploding_head: wtf

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You must be shocked at how helpful this tutorial is. Nifty, right? :star_struck:

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I’m shocked someone made a thread like this :joy::joy::joy:

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aRe yOu fOr rEaL!! wE cAnNoT eAt a pErSoN!! eAtInG aNoThER hUmAn BeInG iS dIsGuStInG!! i wOuLd suGgEst fOr u tO gO tO a dOcToR!! :clown_face:

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:clown_face::clown_face: same!!

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:joy::joy::joy::rose::two_hearts:

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Just make sure to be faster than your ex, or you might end up being the one getting eaten :eyes::eyes::green_heart:

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Why are you shocked? Everyone needs this tutorial, I’m surprised it wasn’t made earlier

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:joy::joy::joy:

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which drugs work best for this? :thinking: