The weird threads are back!
Well, there’s absolutely no better way to take revenge on your ex, than to eat them. Personally, I have never dated anyone, so if you need help eating your ex, I am always available and hungry. If you are friends with your ex, try helping other people who aren’t friends with theirs… Now onto the important stuff. How to do it:
- You will need to kidnap your ex. Make sure you drug them before kidnapping them, so they will be unconscious.
- Bring them to a safe location. Make sure there is a big oven in there.
- Tie their hands and legs up, and undrug them, to have more fun, seeing them suffering and begging you to release them…
- Toss them in the oven.
- Wait for some long hours… And then eat them.
Congrats, you made it! Let me know if this works for you Seriously, don’t do it