So, we all know about this amazing thread
https://forum.shanniiwrites.com/t/how-to-bite-a-mosquito-back/4264
But we are all forgetting about our true enemies:
the babies
Now, you manly man will not understand, but women sometimes have babies in their stomach. How do they get there? The world may never know. But, we do know this; they kick you
Because babies are just tiny a-holes
So, how do we kick babies back?
Easy
This is…
interesting.
Why would you?! 
They kicked me first
But they’re too cute for that! 
Baby’s don’t really know what they are doing half the time. Toddlers are who you should really watch out for the feet.
But wouldn’t it hurt you if someone kicked you in the stomach/the baby?
Also, you have a kiddo? 
I hope I won’t offend anyone with what I’m about to say, sooo… I think the method you suggested is a great way to control the ever-growing population these days 
But wouldn’t you kick the woman too if you did that? You should wait until they’re born 
Wow 
You just kick it, it’s not that hard, but I highly suggest you not to do that.
We’ve all technically kicked a pregnant woman
Yeeeahhh my 3 year old sister threw a tantrum yesterday and narrowly missed my face with shoes on
No you just kick anyone b/c babies are grown adults…I feel mean
Hellz yeah, let’s kick ze babies 
babies are secretly adults and adults are babies, so kicking a baby is the same as kicking an adult so it’s okay. or you could get a mannequin to kick the child
No, wait here’s a better plan. Dress the baby up as a soccer ball then kick it so the child is disguised as a ball!
Example:
i do not condone this behaviour, kick the baby at your own discretion
Reminds me of a South Park reference
