OK I JUST WANNA ANNOUNCE- I AM CEO OF OFF TOPIC AND LIKE SPAMMING AND NOBODY SHALL TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME. AS LONG AS I STAND, I SHALL HOLD THIS POSITION AND FLEX MY POWER ABOVE YOU PEASANTS. YOU’RE NO MATCH FOR ME. I AM NOT JUST CEO, I AM ALSO GOD, PRINCE OF 3 COUNTRIES. YOU THINK YOU HAVE A CHANCE? YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE ME DOWN? THINK AGAIN, KIDDO. I HAVE A FULLY ARMED ARMY OF 1 MILLION TANKS. NOBODY IS DRIVING THEM BECAUSE THEY’RE STRONG INDEPENDENT TANKS. I CAN LITERALLY BREATHE IN AND IT’LL TAKE AWAY OXYGEN YOU CAN BREATHE. I WILL BITE COOKIES AND LEAVE THEM BACK IN THE JAR. ARE YOU SCARED YET? MY POWER IS UNBEATABLE. YOU CANNOT CHALLENGE THE SUPERIOR. GO AHEAD AND TRY, I WILL WIPE YOU OUT LIKE A SPEC OF DUST.
~ Spoon