I am not a real alien... I am a super real one. 😎

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Here are 25 reasons why I am not a real alien:

  1. Hanna said so :grin::new_moon::dizzy::black_heart:
  2. Mlem Mlem
  3. I’m actually an alieny alien :yum::new_moon::dizzy::black_heart:
  4. Mlem Mlem Vol. 2
  5. Mlem Mlem Vol. 3
  6. Because I am a super real alien :grin::new_moon::dizzy::black_heart:
  7. Because mlem mlem
  8. The title says it all!
  9. Reason 9 is blank.
  10. Couldn’t load reason. Tap to retry.
  11. I am the coolest alien on the galaxy, so nobody believes that I am just a random alien :sunglasses:
  12. I am the best alien :sunglasses:
  13. I am the most real alien, not just a real alien.
  14. Mlem Mlem Vol. 4
  15. Words cannot express how really real I am.
  16. Discobot is cute yet weird. :black_heart:
  17. I even have a portrait emoji: :alien:
  18. I am more real than you are. You are real, I am really real.
  19. Reason 19 is blank.
  20. See the title :grin::new_moon::dizzy::black_heart:
  21. I eat really real food :sunglasses:
  22. Couldn’t load reason. Tap to retry.
  23. I am the most real alien in the world. So no, I am not real. I am the most real. :sunglasses:
  24. Reason 24 is eyemazing!
  25. I think I have made my point. :sunglasses::new_moon::dizzy::black_heart:

@Duckling nailed it. :sunglasses::new_moon::dizzy::black_heart:

BONUS REASONS :pleading_face:

  1. I am a super duper real alien :sunglasses::new_moon::dizzy::black_heart:
  2. I am so real that no one believes I am real :yum:
  3. This thread is such a real thread because it was created by a super real alien :partying_face::new_moon::dizzy::black_heart:
  4. Mlem
  5. Mlem
  6. Only super real aliens can type this: “Yelo” using telepathy
  7. I am a super real alien because super real aliens hate Easter :pleading_face::new_moon::dizzy::black_heart:
  8. Only super real aliens can come up with this emoji combination :new_moon::dizzy:
  9. I am a super duper real alien because I just said so
  10. This is a super real reason created by a super real alien
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Damn.

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Lehe

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:face_with_raised_eyebrow:

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Oooohhh :smirk::smirk::smirk::smirk::smirk::smirk::smirk:

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A ty-typo :scream::scream::scream::scream::scream:

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What? :eyes::new_moon::dizzy::black_heart:

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I KNEW IT :scream:

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:sunglasses::new_moon::dizzy::black_heart:

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These are so satisfying to read lmao :rofl:

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Bump.

That’s a lot of “mlem mlem’s.” I like mlem mlem. Reminds me of eating. :yum::white_heart:

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Ahh, @Duckling you completely ignored this thread, are you convinced now Nessie is a super real alien :eyes:

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Non, I’m not :eyes::sparkles::green_heart:

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Should she add even more reasons so you will believe her :eyes:

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Oui :eyes::sparkles:

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… :pleading_face::new_moon::dizzy::black_heart:

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:pleading_face::question:

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I am bored to add more reasons :pleading_face::new_moon::dizzy::black_heart:

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:pleading_face::broken_heart:

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I might add some later :pleading_face::new_moon::dizzy::black_heart:

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