I need help how to deal with a spider

There is a huge spider, 10cm, on my ceiling a meter above my head and I am absolutely terrified and don’t know what to do… I am almost too scared to even move, anyone I need urgent advice…

Throw an object at it

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I don’t really know what to tell you if it’s too high for you to reach it

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I could actually reach it… But I am way too scared to like try and catch it and release it outside…

Do you think it’s venomous?

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Probably not, there are not really any venomous spiders in the Netherlands …

Well, just take it outside then

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Okay, I just need to breathe and just take it outside, I’m scared tho but I can do it. It’s just a spider and I’ve taken many out before, but why does this specific one creep me out so much

Ugh, I really can’t do it I’m too scared. Previous times I’ve had a spider they were a whole lot smaller and not as creepy looking. My usual technique of cup on top, slide a paper underneath and move it out just can’t work because it’s bigger than a cup

Flee the country.

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Sounds like a great idea, in which country do they have the least amount of spiders cause that’s where I will go :eyes:

Sounds like a great country :eyes:

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Russia

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No spiders yes vodka

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Great option, even though Iceland also has like basically 0 spiders and that’s not a bad place either :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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Uh, never mind. One of the top ten dangerous spiders is there.

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Well fvck.

Okay no Russia it is then :upside_down_face:

Antarctica it is

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grabs coat

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