There is a huge spider, 10cm, on my ceiling a meter above my head and I am absolutely terrified and don’t know what to do… I am almost too scared to even move, anyone I need urgent advice…
Throw an object at it
I don’t really know what to tell you if it’s too high for you to reach it
I could actually reach it… But I am way too scared to like try and catch it and release it outside…
Do you think it’s venomous?
Probably not, there are not really any venomous spiders in the Netherlands …
Well, just take it outside then
Okay, I just need to breathe and just take it outside, I’m scared tho but I can do it. It’s just a spider and I’ve taken many out before, but why does this specific one creep me out so much
Ugh, I really can’t do it I’m too scared. Previous times I’ve had a spider they were a whole lot smaller and not as creepy looking. My usual technique of cup on top, slide a paper underneath and move it out just can’t work because it’s bigger than a cup
Flee the country.
Sounds like a great idea, in which country do they have the least amount of spiders cause that’s where I will go
Sounds like a great country
Russia
No spiders yes vodka
Great option, even though Iceland also has like basically 0 spiders and that’s not a bad place either
Uh, never mind. One of the top ten dangerous spiders is there.
Well fvck.
Okay no Russia it is then
grabs coat