Because I’m the truest form of evil 
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I think you misspelled radness 

At least I’m transparent about my evilness 
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Well it’s a very long and complex story
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Every villain needs a dramatic backstory, so share yours 

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Ooo, I should make a thread out of that 
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Well bare with me 
I used to be such a sweet, sweet thing
'Til they got a hold of me
I opened doors for little old ladies
I helped the blind to see
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I got no friends ‘cause they read the papers
They can’t be seen with me
And I’m gettin’ real shot down
And I’m feeling mean
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NO MORE MR. NICE GUYYY
NO MORE MR. CLEANNNN
And that’s my backstory
Alice Cooper wrote that song about me
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Truly tragic 
I still don’t think you’re a villain tho 
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elixr
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NO YOU ARE NOT
CALI IS THE REAL VILLAIN
Or is she the hero come to save you from the evil that is me?
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elixr
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Hm… It could be Shannii…
OH WAIT WHAT IF IT’S DUCKY?!
I’m still the biggest villain