Kiwi's All-Kinds-Of-Food Restaurant 🍴

[Kiwi]

I did but you always told me it’s wrong, now you’re doing it, yourself

[Rose]

I don’t do it to innocent people, I only do it to people who do illegal stuff

[Kiwi]

IT DOESN’T MATTER, IT’S ILLEGAL BOTH WAYS.

[Rose]

…no

[Duckling]

Can I order something or are you busy with your other customer?

[Rose]

@Duckling

your other customer

Are you talking about me?

[Duckling]

Oui

[AlissaGrace]

All I want right now are french fries and some vegan mayonnaise

[Rose]

I’m not a customer, she’llprobablynotgivemefoodanymoresinceIraidedherrestaurant

[Duckling]

In that case…
Can I please order
• 12 croissants
• 7 apples
• a human soul
• a kiwi
• 17 glasses of water
• 5 cheesecakes
• 18 tomatoe-free tomatoes?

[Rose]

@Kiwi, your restaurant isn’t dead now

[Kiwi]

I fell asleep
You can order now

[Kiwi]

…

@Duckling @AlissaGrace I’ll give your food later, I’m in school

[Kiwi]

…i forgot about this

[Kiwi]

@Duckling

18 tomatoe-free tomatoes?

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!

[Duckling]

Tomatoes with 0% tomatoes in them

[Kiwi]

Here’s your order
And since I’m super-late, here’s a complementary ice cream🍦

@AlissaGrace

[Kiwi]

That doesn’t make any sense

[Duckling]

But sugar free sugar exists, so tomatoes free tomatoes should exist too

[AlissaGrace]

THANK YOU SO MUCH