Donβt you just loooove mushrooms?
Here are 10 reasons why I love them!
(Totally not a dare)
1.
When cooked, theyβre sooo soft and slimy it feels like youβre swallowing goo. Yum!
2.
When you step on a mushroom, it goes poof! And then thereβs dust everywhere on your shoe! Wonderful!
3.
Theyβre so hard to find yet so many of them! Amazing!
4.
Those spiral thingies underneath their umbrella heads are like a totally different texture to the whole thing! Woooow
5.
Okay to be honest they make any enchanted forest look more enchanting. Canβt afford CGI for a magical forest? Just go to the local park and scatter some mushrooms around. #LifeHack101
6.
They have to be the weirdest- I mean, MOST UNIQUE looking things ever. At this point a reptile with big flabby wings sounds more real than a an oddly smooth umbrella sprouting out of the ground.
7.
I donβt know if mushrooms are either vegetables or fruits! mYstEriOuS
8.
Theyβre a great weapon to use to make someone choke to death!
9.
They make cute little homes for frogs and any other insects!
10.
And last but not least, theyβre very useful in one of my favorite card games,
Gubs!
Aight Iβll be back, just gonna throw this plate of mushrooms in the bin =))