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[benitz786]

@astxrism

”Was your mean uncle meaner than usual?”

@astxrism

You’re tired of his bullsht? Me too, me too…

@benitz786

Well, clearly I was trying to teach the kid how to tell between a good bottle of scotch and a bad bottle. At least one of you has to have taste, and my bet’s on the kid,”

@benitz786

“Tell me, DeLoughrey, does it take practice to be such a bloody terrible parent? I mean, I wouldn’t know because I’m spectacular but I really would love to talk to you about the steps you take to really embrace the role,”

@astxrism

”Oh… you think I’m a terrible parent?” A

@astxrism

”And isn’t it kind of sweet how we’re thinking about the same thing? The world doesn’t need to be populated by any more Parker’s. How tragic would that be?”

Oh my god you two GET A ROOM