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“I loveeeee you nugget,”

let her sleeeeep

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daughter reached for her through the phone

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SEE DORI SHE WILL BE TRAUMATIZED

she woooon’t

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ask Shay if she wants to be a stripper

dooooon’t

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tell her she doesn’t have to okay

what if she wants to

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Our daughter is not becoming a… mom just ignore Jess. Shay’s not becoming a strip

ignore her yes

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potato

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Whhhat If I called again just to make sure she was okay??”

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trust me, I speak baby

trust him, he really does

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I don’t… I’m sorry for offending you Mrs. DeLoughrey

poor Dori

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“You sure she’s okay?”

no she’s not

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she’s dreaming about how wonderful a soccer player her dad is

yup

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that BuzzFeed

fake

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“Oh am I? Fine - let’s do it again.”

oooooooh

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The test was 100% wrong when she took it the first time soooo she just didn’t take it again

heeey liar

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she found herself searching “Dorian DeLoughrey Fanfiction” on his phone revealing a shocking amount of stories

noo oo ooooo oo o

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You’re just trying to use some of my top energy

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Well, Dorian DeLoughrey would tell me today, it was fate because the instant he set his eyes on me that day - he knew he wanted me

…

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never wear a cowboy hat in our bedroom

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Okay we’re done

we’re done

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"I don’t think you’ll have time to find out

nope