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@Blue Royalty | Official Thread

Heyyoooooo Jesssssssssss. Have you ever said “Jess” really fast? Kinda sounds like a snake or some sh!t. Like hisssss. Maybe you should have been one of those witches from Harry Potter. Ehh oh well. Oop sorry I got distracted. That is not at all what this letter was about. This letter is about me (younger, sexier you) getting to know you (older, still sexy me). But first things first. Did you eat? The answer better bloody be a yes. If I’m hungry right now, I’m sure you’re hungry five years in the future. Go eat NOWWWW…”

@Blue Royalty | Official Thread

“Okay now that we’re not hangry anymore – let’s catch up. There are a few things I want to ask of you Jessica, and you have to be honest – okay?

1. Have you had sex? Yes
2. Was your first time good? It wasn’t bad
3. Was it with Lyonrad? No, no it was not.
4. Are you and him still together? No, no we are not.
5. Are you good at it? I mean, I’ve had no complaints
6. So…. Whatcha eat today? Gummy bears, Orange Soda, and a PB and J
7. How’s Anna ? Still Anna
8. Still Anna?Yeah… Yep
9. How’s Dan? Alive and well, still getting punched on a daily
10. Nuggets or Fries? NUGGETS of course
11. Now the Important questions: Dorian’s, there right? You’re reading this out loud? No
12. How is he? Don’t know.
13. How’s his football game? Improved at all or still terrible ? Don’t know.
14. Are you still annoying the bloody hell out of him on purpose ? Nope.
15. Still best friends? Why am I even asking? Of course, you two are. Nope, no we’re not.
16. Is there anything you regret? So… so much.

@Blue Royalty | Official Thread

Right well, those were all the pressing 231 questions I had for you. The last thing I want to leave this on, Older Jessica, Is I hope you’re having a good life. Well… don’t know how to leave this message but I love you Jess… me? Yes. I love me. Less sexy me, but still me. Also, goodbye blonde dork (The dork being Dorian in the off chance you dyed your hair blonde).

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