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@benitz786

Imagine a crazed toddler running, jumping, squeezing herself through the doggie door, and then proceeding to run some more out into the backyard

I can sooo imagine that

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when you could be eating a beautiful, large, sugary jelly donut

Give

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YOU’RE NEVA GONNA CATCH MEE SUCCA”

The fact that we’re talking about nannies here makes this funnier

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JESS WAS THE FASTEST ON THE TEAM. PROBABLY THE FASTEST IN THE WORLD

was
A long time ago

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STOP ARGUING WITH HER IMAGINARY THREE YEAR OLD DORIAN SOMEWHERE IN THE WORLD ALSO TAKING SOCCER LESSONS

OMG I NEED THIS

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COME ON NANNY, SHE DIDN’T WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL WHEN SHE WAS MOURNING THE LOSS OF HER DONUT

YES NANNY
WE HAVE VETTER THINGS TO DO

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What did you say?”

There was a mumble from Shay in response to which Dorian immediately responded "So that’s why you don’t want to go to sleep… I told you there are no monsters in the dark.”

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responding as if he understood ever single word that came out of her little mouth.

HE DID

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Well, Dorian would say he did understand

SEE

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ANNNNnd maybe she also wanted to see if the idiot was being SNEAKY and getting her daughter to try and say “Daddy or dada” while she was asleep. SO GO AHEAD DORI.

HEY

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she said you’re wrong and she want’s her mom’s love now

Noooo

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Annnnnd so does Shay.”

Nope