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[benitz786]

@Littlefeets

@benitz786

ure you do.” Her laughter rang through the speaker. “Sounds totally fine and not at all like you’re having a full-blown meltdown. Today’s your solo day with the kids right? Anywayssssss, good luck with that. I’m hanging up before I get dragged into babysitting duty. Byeeeee!”

Mean for not helping

@Littlefeets

@benitz786

“JEZEBEL. WHAT. THE. HELL. DID YOU PUT IN YOUR CHILD?”

“Good morning to you too, Dan.” Jezebel said, clearly unimpressed. “What’s wrong?”
“What’s wrong? WHAT’S WRONG?” Daniel gestured wildly, even though she couldn’t see him. “Your spawn just hacked my security system, built a waffle catapult with my daughter, and turned my son into a human drone pilot. I REPEAT—WHAT THE HELL DID YOU PUT IN HER?”
“Oh, be sooooo real, Dan. That’s all you right there. Chaos runs in your DNA. I mean, what did you think was going to happen? You made the kid. It’s like building a nuclear reactor and being shocked when it explodes.”

Get a hold of your spawn, Jez

@Littlefeets

Very much like something Dan would’ve done at that age

Dans allowed

His kids aren’t

@Littlefeets

Oh they know they have the power here

Too much power