yayay
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Oh come on LOOSEN up
chill
she’s proud she got away with that
Kai should have kept the candy in his other hand - away from jess’ side
HE ATE IT IN FRONT OF HER
NO IT ISN’T
he should have finished it faster
HE DOESN’T
HAVE
PLENTY OF TIME
he has the hour and a half it takes for them to get to their hotel
WELL
she didn’t know she needed it
he should know her well enough to buy an extra one
Noooo
name one that’s not himself
he really should have
he’s been married to her long enough
SHE IS
That’s just plain rude that he doesn’t think she is
she needs his
you can’t just flaunt it in her face like that
LIKE WHAT?
huh?
BUUUT she wanted it
Clearly their marriage isn’t equal 
he needs to understand the power dynamic
Omg GET OVER IT YOU BIG BABY KAI
Hey she said she’d get him chocolate
There was more than one option
juuuuust like there was more than one option than eating his chocolate
he didn’t HAVE to drop his towel
and get her pregnant
good
did he get the chocolate intake he wanted
err
at least one pun in there
good
glad he knows