i just like the line that says “you can get what you want or you can just get old”
Leave Dan alone. He’s doing a good deed sending her divorce documents and sending them to Elo too. He should just become a lawyer at this point.
Yeah well… still hurt
Idiot
he made it seem so much like he was cheating
Go to your London girl
Hey hey Yes
just tell her
Mmhm
She probably didn’t sleep if we’re being honest.
Whenever he fell asleep she probably left and walked or ran like she used to when she was 18.
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At least he’s looking out for them… it’s fine
He’d spoil the surprise, she’d find out and ruin it 
He had to be careful
Sorry 
He was also sadddd because she was never awake… But at least he’d fall asleep hugging her
sorry for hurting you more that way
Be happppy
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Dan tries in his own weird way to help those he loves
Yeah sooooOooo careful
Would you rather her have found out that he was doing that, or that he was CHEATING for a month
It’s fine
She is 
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That didn’t cross his mind because he would neverrrr
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WELL I WONDER WHY
BECAUSE MAYBE
HE MADE HER
SAD
Until she pushed his hand off and left every night and was awake before him because she never went to sleep so he never woke up with her either
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WELL SHE DIDN’T THINK HE WOULD EVER EITHER BUT THEN WHY WAS HE BEING SO SKETCHY? HMmmMM
WHO GOES TO LONDON THAT MUCH?
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no more
BECAUSE
WORK
he does
for her and kids
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BUT HE LIED ABOUT THE WORK
sigh
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He really thought he could get away with lying to jess? You know her entire job is to find liars right?
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He kinda did
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Sad she was thinking he was cheating but hey
at least everything worked out in the end 
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He is
an
idiot
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yes 
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For a month
A MONTH
you broke her heart for a month
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don’t say it like that :((
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You made it so she didn’t sleep well for a month
She left him every night FOR A MONTH
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He owes her like 50 favors for this one
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And she was going to let him hurt her because she loved him that much
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He’ll make it up to her
more than 50 favors
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