It’s fun writing for a dumb kid ngl
have yall watched rebelde on netflix
the v#per gay girl is my gf
shes MINE
and the nice guy with the moles on his face but like in a freckley way is also my bf
omg i rlly want to do that rn
when i tuwned thwee i lewned whewe my daddy goesh to wowk evwy day… ich cawed wowk!
BRUH HOW DO U TAKE URSELF SERIOUSLY
do u know what i wanna do
i just wanna rp a rlly vulgar kid who knows too much from their motorcycle ruffian parents
i’ll name him kash (his parents call him kush tho cos its funny, and he knows exactly what it means for some reason), and he always wears leather jackets made for little people and curses at random kids in his pre-k
he sounds like my spirit animal tbh
you don’t
that’s the fun of it
you can do the stupidest things that you can’t do with older characters
Plus the whole thing’s spelled wrong and I already can’t spell for sht so it works in my favor
do it
Okay now who to reply to
I loved that whole misc post
Oh Dan…
No Dan. You may wish that, but that is not the case.
Its on you Dan for making a bet that you couldn’t win.
Well, at least you’re in the body of a teen now. A 15 (almost 16?) year old…
You promised Dannnnn
That you were Dan… Supposed to be in Beryl with Jez.
I’d just like to add, the Anna dialogue in this is just great.
The little genius is smart enough to know what you’re doing Jess
Sorry dan…
She cares Dan. She cares. Don’t mess with her stuff
Its her notebook Dan. Hers.
Thank you Jess.
Just part 1 as a 15 year old, part 2 will be the same and then we’ll skip forward again
Hey there’s a bright side in everything. Appreciate that Dan sees it
HMPH. MAYBE HE LET HER WIN BECAUSE HE’S A GOOD BIG BROTHER?
IT WAS HARD FOR HIM. HE WAS A SCRAWNY KID
That is a benefit
15 year old Jess will always be 15 year old Jess. Doesn’t matter where you put her
sigh
I wonder what’s going on with Jez
Because Jess never left, she never felt left out so they’re all “friends”
SHH DON’T TELL CHARLOTTE
He fcked with time
this was messy
He knows not to fck with time
HE JUST NEEDED PAPER
Kid chill. You’re not even supposed to be here right now
Is sophie a cheerleader? @Littlefeets
Definitely looking forward to the next part.
Yeah, at least he sees it.
Are we sure? Did Dan really want to let her win?
Poor Dan
Jess will always be Jess, at any age
Good question
So much being a mess…
Sigh
She says otherwise. Its not her fault that the Dan that’s writing in her notebook is not the Dan she’s had as her brother.
Yes she is
HOW WOULD 38 YEAR OLD DAN IN 15 YEAR OLD DAN’S BODY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT?
Sigh… she will be
She’ll love McDonalds forever.
Now where the hell does she find a boy who buys her some?
It do be
If Dan wasn’t there, Dan wasn’t her bestie. WHO WAS HER BESTIE? DID VAL TAKE HIS SPOT? nah Jez and Val I don’t see as being friends without a middle buffer
hmmm
HMMmM
idk
Oh Dan fcked up big timeeee
CHARLOTTE IT IS ONE PIECE OF PAPER OUT OF YOUR NOTEBOOK. DAN WILL BUY YOU A NEW NOTEBOOK OH MY GOD
IT’S A BOOK
YOU’RE THE ONE WHO’S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE NOT HIM. HE WAS ALWAYS SUPPOSED TO EXIST
Okay sophie’s teaching him how to do a cartwheel
And we love Jess for that.
Wherever Andy is.
Or wherever Kai is, when they actually are close.
Yeah, wouldn’t be Val. Someone else would’ve had to have brought them together first at least.
Hard to figure out who she would’ve clicked with to have as her bestie. Someone that wouldve been able to be her escape from her mom in a way.
Yeah…
Its still hers. Its a matter of principle.
Well sorry Dan, you’re the one who messed up the timeline and have to live with that fact.
Seems perfect
This dan says he never would ever lose a bet to a 10 year old
- Dan says “ew no”
- WHERE ARE YOU GUYS? Kai’s in new york - probably will never see him. @CerealKiller have andy come play in London so jess can hit on him
Sigh
pudding stealer as a friend? How far you’ve dropped, Jez
You’re 10. Go play with a barbie
This timeline isn’t supposed to exist. HE BROUGHT YOU TO EXISTENCE, CHARLOTTE
So technically dan owns that notebook
and the world
It’s not gonna be an easy task