BBO: Beni’s Biased Opinions - Would You Survive Cerulean High?
Alright, geeeeettt ready, babes. imma dive into this chaotic bbo now that i never thought i’d ever do again. LIke literally ever. Like wtf am i doing i should stop.
Would you survive as a senior at Cerulean High doing tasks alongside the OG Blue Royalty cast? I mean come onnnnn We’re talking BR high school sht, and big backstabbing energy—all wrapped up in a shiny Blue Royalty bow.
Letsssssss gooooooo - ratings based on 1) how well you’d navigate the tasks, and 2) whether you’d even want to survive in this madness.
Look, let’s be real. Isi isn’t here for the drama; she’s here for the vibes. She signed up because, well, everyone else was doing it, and she wasn’t about to miss out on the teaaaa. But actually participate? Nah, babe. She’s busy benching her body weight and catching Dorian and Riker sneaking glances at her mid-set. (no fr she’s defo getting hit on by those two). Will she survive? Probably, but only because she doesn’t care enough to get caught up in the chaos. She’s like Switzerland, but hotter . Survival Rating: 7/10. Low effort, high reward.
Um, HELLO, did you even need to ask? Michelle is BUILT for this. Tasks? Done. Ranking? Obviously. She’s besties with Val and Jess and probably hangs out with them at lunch when they go skip and eat ice cream or some shit. Goes to all the parties, has mikel’s go guy on speed dial fro some fun stuff.
Michi thrives in this pure structured chaos. Kind of girl who will complete a task in heels and look flawless doing it. She’s giving Elle Woods does Blue Royalty energy fr fr. If there’s anyone walking away from Cerulean High unscathed, it’s her. Survival Rating: 11/10. She’s not just surviving—she’s winning.
Sweet Brookeeeeeee, my mellow loveeeee. She said, “Tasks? Couldn’t be me.” Brooke isn’t here to stress herself out with all that nonsense, only studying and getting ahead in her classessssss. She’s going to class, doing her homework, getting her letters of rec, getting 100s in math and engineering classes, and thriving in her little bubble of peace. She’s friends with Elo and Jez fs fs fs. She’s also low-key the one everyone vents to about how messy this game is. Will she survive? Absolutely. Buttttttt not because she’s playing—just because she’s too smart to get involved. Survival Rating: 8.5/10. The drama can’t touch her. Low key see her being in the lil bubble dan protects too. DONT GET CLOSE TO HER HE’LL EAT YOU.
Me
Let’s be real: I would NOT be caught dead signing up for Blue Royalty tasks. FCK NO. I’d be minding my own business, thriving in my extracurriculars, and low key swooning over Jordan from afar because he’s a little button of adorableness (jk Jez can have her man tis why i swoon from afarrrrr)
Survival Rating: 6/10. Would I survive? Sure. Would I have fun? Probably not.
Cati is Isi’s art buddy FORO SUREEEEEEE, and the two of them are definitely sharing snacks in the art room while the rest of the school spirals into chaos. Like Isi, Cati signed up out of curiosity but didn’t actually participate that muchhhhh. I’m also convinced Catiiiiii secretly besties with Dom and Candice (and by “besties,” I mean they tolerates their drama and gives them advice). They are the voice of reason in the middle of the storm. Will they survive? Duh. They are just here for the vibes. Survival Rating: 7.5/10.
Now THIS is where it gets spicy. Kristi, babe, you’re in it to win it. I have no doubttttt. You’re not here to hurt anyone, but you are here to make moves. You’re pulling tasks left and right, probably with Michelle as your partner-in-crime. I don’t see you backstabbing anyone, but I do see you being a sneaky little strategist who somehow knows everyone’s secrets without even trying. You’re not cracking top 5, but you’re definitelyyyyyyyyyy cruising through to the end. Survival Rating: 10/10. You’re thriving AND having fun. A few of the main characters 100% have crushes on you.
Ixy is DOING the tasks. Don’t even try to deny itttt. You’re out here psychoanalyzing everyone in the middle of completing a task and probably calling Daniel out for his nonsense on the regular (which, like, so valid). She’s the one who knows exactly how to play the game without looking like she’s playing it. She’s clever, strategic, and probably a little too honest for her own good. But hey, it works for her. Survival Rating: 9.5/10. She’s surviving and stirring the pot fs.
Ella, my party queen. You defo joined for the hype and probably stuck with it because the parties were too fun to miss. You’re doing just enough tasks to stay relevant but not enough to be seen as a threat. I see you as the fun, carefree senior who’s here for a good time. Honestly, you’re thriving in the chaos and probably making the most of your last year of high school. Survival Rating: 7/10. You’re coasting and loving it. Defo friendly with everyooneeeeeeeee and everyone loves you.
Okay, Ouija is a wild card. I feel like you’d join the game, get bored, quit, then come back just to do something chaotic before quitting again. You’re the one who’s both annoyed with the game and slightly intrigued by the drama. You’d definitely get into it with someone at a party and then regret it the next day. You’re a rollercoaster, babeeeesssss, but that’s why we love you. Survival Rating: 4/10. Surviving? Maybe. Thriving? Questionable. Entertaining? Absolutely.
OH, Maddy is IN IT. Not just doing the tasks—she’s having the time of her life while doing them. She’s the ultimate party queen for sureeeeee and let’s be honest, she’s probably the reason half the school shows up in the first place.
I just know she has a reputation for throwing iconic ragers, and you know she’s got the connections to pull off the wildest parties with her friends at cerulean. I don’t think she’s here to screw anyone over (okay, maybe just a tiny bit for the sake of the drama), but she’s mostly here for the memories and fun timessss.Survival Rating: 9/10. Surviving, Thriving, and dancing on a table with her man while doing it. Defo hanging out with Mikel at parties and telling him to pass the joint.