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idk how he does it tbh
he doesnt even imagine that its lenora 
maybe he thinks about her while he does it
cos he’s an idiot
my mom got an alexa
and she talks to it all day
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idk who tf that is but i bet he gets more than jp @benitz786 @CerealKiller
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JSDBUKJ
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His name is JP! That’s literally what people above him call him!
Whenever I hear JP, I wonder if the DI is gonna make him do anything and then I remeber he’s not a police officer from a loveable crime TV show about a non-exsistent island
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Thank you
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yes he is
‘alexa whats the weather’
‘alexa tell me a joke’
‘alexa play ___ (some radio station)’
‘alexa what is the temperature’
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I mean he has a wife and kids … Twins if I recall the episodes correctly
SBHDBBD teehee 
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omg my friend was like bragging to me about how she drinks with her older friend all the time especially when she went to country fest
so i’m just listening to her talk about it like this 
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LMFAO FR
its like… uh… okay you do you boo
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ALYSSA
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MEGAN
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is maxon doing anything
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oh yeah jp could never
he’s still hung up on lenora
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bruh every time i think ab maxon i think ab the selection
but then i remember rp maxon is an a$$$
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Lenora ruined so many men … what’s so darn special about her?
ive never seen her so angry-