What would you like to waste your time doing then?
How dare you leave the party early- amie was gonna come and accidentally ruin your night… again
Knowing you - you’ve already gotten a girl preg
Also… what’s up with mason and your dad?
Thoughts about mason becoming your step dad? He’s already punched you so he fits in with the your dads hating you aspect
Thoughts about Hal? You think she’s hot?
Gonna get Hal into bed tonight?
Future girlfriend or one night fling? Or one of those girls you use into thinking you’re they’re boyfriend but actually you’re messing around with more girls?
1, thoughts about how phoebe looks tonight?
2. Do you ever wonder if she’s playing with you? Like completely?
3. Why not puppy dog over another girl? Like Sophie’s more your speed
4. Please tell me you’re not going to have sex in a car
5. Updates on Ralph’s car that you wrecked
6. I know both your bros are friends with fin but what about you?
Did you know Paige just found out her mother isn’t her mother and she feels like now more than ever her life is falling apart and she’s barely keeping it together by a strand?
Thoughts about amie and JP? I’m curious. I mean, clearly you know about their situation.
Do you have any friends? I imagine not after your little display today.
Soooooo… you’re on a date with Laurel and you’re fcking her cousin, Paige, on the side whenever you’re bored. Does she know? Do you think she should know?
Thoughts about the Blue Royalty Post? SO none of your brothers are your brothers… do you believe blue royalty or do you think it’s a lie?
DON’T TRASH VC’S HOUSE HER DAD WILL MURDER YOU
You know that Laurel knows some of her uncle’s secret places in his house right? Like… Dan has soooo many secret rooms
So at this point you’re closer to Ricky’s adopted dad then he is huh?
Also… not to add to your family tree since clearly you’re dealing with a lot of family issues but I should mention that you now have 3 new little siblings. One might die soon, but at the very least 2 more siblings.
He’s not the dad anyone wanted, trust me
Did you know when you’re bio dad was young, he went to Cerulean High for his senior year?
Did you know that your bio dad is a prince?
What about, do you know that your bio dad’s family owns blue royalty?