”Who doesn’t like games?”
”Very funny of you.”
”When you put it like that… No. Isn’t that kind of fed up?”
”Who doesn’t like games?”
”Very funny of you.”
”When you put it like that… No. Isn’t that kind of fed up?”
”That’s a very interesting question to ask someone.”
”Now you’re just being ridiculous.”
”Can’t argue with that.”
”Can we not talk about having kids? It’s kind of boring.”
”You really think I want to skip on frat parties?”
”oh hiii”
”uhmmm what do you mean?”
”oh noooo. you should never tell guys they are cute”
”that’s… woahhh how’d you guess that…”
”yeah of course!! have you not?”
”Well I can’t just throw it away… I couldn’t.”
”I know she does her best.”
“Elio Esposito? I hardly know him. No. Even if I did know him, I’m not interested - it’s too soon.”
Give it to your next boyfriend
But does she? Because it seems to me like she is constantly throwing you under the bus
Ricky 2036 (freshmen after his birthday)
Ricky 2038 (summer breakup)
Ricky 2040 (senior, present)
Do you even know who Rick thinks you cheated on him with?
"Well… it’s definitely not the classwork. But… I have really been enjoying my chemistry class so probably that.
"She’s… really nice, and gorgeous, and an amazing girl and she smells so goo… I mean… she’s… nice yea.
“What do you mean? I like it - her room is really cute.”
“Y…yeah which is kind of surprising since I never really told her”
“He had a person in mind?”
“Do I have to fcking spell it out for you? It’s Elio. So much for us being friends. Can’t fcking trust anyone.”
“You know what, yeah. It was a waste of my fcking time”
“scoffs No”
“What’s the point of getting into a relationship?”
“Why does that matter? I don’t know. I guess she’s hot?”
“Who?”
“Again I have no idea who you’re talking about. I don’t waste time on nobodies”
“… next question please and thank you”
“Can you just leave me the fck alone? I don’t know - I’m fcking confused”
“God what is with these questions? Maybe?”
Paige: @benitz786
also paige
how does it feel that annie isn’t speaking to you?
if the roles were reversed how do you think you would feel about annie?
“Well I never thought I was going to meet my father at all, so I guess he’s exceeding any expectations I had of him.”
“Kind of was just another day in the life. I wasn’t really expecting anything else but clearly, Anna is just a pathological liar… so…”
“It’s bloody fcking weird. If Val knew who I was, why didn’t she say anything? I actually considered her one of my favorite members of this dysfunctional family.”
“…So i was a drunken, non-consentual one-night stand? You know what - my shtty life is making more and more sense”
“Right… see I believed you up until then. You know that Jess and Anna are like… close right? Even though anna’s a btch to me, I can’t see her doing that to Jess”
“Prince? Well I’m technically a dutchess so that doesn’t really surprise me but still, weird…”
“Great. More new family members who probably won’t want anything to do with me”
“Feel like fcking shit, clearly.”
“Honeslty? I don’t think I’d care but maybe that’s just because my life is a sht show and I’ve dealt with worse… I mean look, I didn’t know she was my sister when I fcked her boyfriend and they were bearly seeing each other when I did…”
Alex, buddy @Megan
Katherine my love @astxrism
im laughing so hard at these questions
“I’m not stupid.”
“No. Not really sure if I care either, just some sleaze trying to get money probably. Why is it any of your business anyways?”
"I wouldn’t say that.
“Suprising. She seemed over me the last time we talked. Again, why is this any of your business?”
“And how would I have known that, she was ignoring me and refused to answer. I wasn’t mean, she just needs to make up her mind and communicate properly.”
“Yes. I tell her almost everything.”
" Not that it’s any of your business but she’s a good friend. Been there for me more than anyone else has"
“Best coffee shop in town. No wonder its her favourite”
“Amelia? They will be deleted soon. Doesn’t know how to control herself sometimes. Not sure if its because a certain someone tends to cloud her judgement.”