Completely random, but I used to not really see the Aries in me, but with time I’ve really started to see I can have that intensity and impulsiveness that’s so Aries
No wayyyy
Ateez doing shots on stage at Coachella was not on my 2024 bingo card
isnt u literally wearing a blazer
together yall make a whole suit
mhmmmmm
i think u meant to write sum else here
eh
real
very da
i love dese imageries
ok miss philosophy also i think u meant the envious
eh
here we go again w the vore
delulu
why are amani and arya so similar
woah
LMFAO
wife
vinnie would love dis
i love her
lies
is there anyone who didnt atp
HE WAS NICE TO ESTHER THO
GENUINELY
this whole sitch is just
damn my son is not a good person
OH WELL
y
wait awwww
this was cute
NOOO ASK MORE ABOUT IT BEING HAYES
THATS WHAT WEEE WANNA KNOW
you and vinnie have the same sign lol
reading: lyra
WHAT DID HE DO
what have yall been through
well I know lyra but esthie?
NOTHING
these girls just be expecting too much from him smh
gonna say the answer to that is no
Umm its actually a leather jacket
OOP right
HER FAMILY IS VERY LOVING
she loves them and they love her (Ayra can agree to this!) its just they can be ‘overprotective’ (not the right word but still)
Im going to put this quote on her wiki idk why but I love the ‘or whatever the Romans said’
THATS WHAT WEEE WANNA KNOW
RIGHT
Vinnie should just come with a disclaimer: ‘if you’re looking for a real, wholesome relationship, look elsewhere’
is there anyone who didnt atp
Amani and Thalia didn’t
sigh
dating Vinnie is truly bottom of the barrel
That’s bc Amani has more common sense than all the Umbra boys combined
incorrect quotes again
these are from a combo of insta reels and me trolling so
its ab to be even worse than tumblr
set 1
Oggy (ordering at Starbucks): hi can I have a venti!
Lenore (the barista): yes!!
Hayes: can I have a small
Lenore: kill yourself
Lenore (texting dom): aw tysm!
Dom (inner monologue): how does she know I have that?!?
Vinnie: haha you’re built like a linebacker
Lyra: that’s pretty offensive
Vinnie: Actually, that’s defensive
Lyra:
Lyra: I am in hell
Enigma girls: she’s a four, but she has both nipples pierced!! What is she now?
Atlas: Im- gay.
Amani: let me see your phone
Vinnie: Why-
Amani:
Vinnie: fine hands phone over
Amani: turns out, you’re not the cheater! It’s just me
Vinnie: oml
Amani: but you don’t get it, I have daddy issues!!
Vinnie: IM LITERALLY AN ORPHAN
Amani: oh… well… we just lost my grandma sniffles and I just-
Ren (replying to thalias story): I want you
Thalia: ss and Ima send it to your sister
Ren: NO WAIT
Ren: I want you. To give me photo creds for the picture dumbass bitch. My sister is inessa and I love her
Hayes (in Esther’s dms at 10pm) : Ok I’ll give you space
Hayes (again at 1am): OKAY I CANT
Hayes (meeting Cayenne last year): hey what’s your number?
Cayenne (the accented american): sex sex sex, free sex tonight (666-36-29)
Jesse: ladies… if you can convince a guy to be baby daddy number 3? Be a car salesman, dude, you gotta be really good at convincing people, dude
Devon (in a suit, at the dealership): hey!!
Arya: Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands, and stare into each other’s eyes
Vinnie and Ren simulataneously: WHAT! No, THATS NOT TRUE!
Amani: this girl that I HATE from my book club I used to be in. She has type one diabetes, and that brings me a bit of joy
Aurora (to the imaginary audience): sorry to those who are suffering. I myself am about to suffer from diabetes too, haha
Amani: well thats type two, honey. You earned that.
Adrian dear: ho ho ho! Hello everyone, and welcome to the male manipulator competition!!
Hayes: I’m contestant one!! (A few fearful side glances are exchanged)
Vinnie: Im contestant two!! (People are getting scared)
Atlas: Im contestant three!!
suddenly, the room is vacant, even adrian has fled
Adrian dear (hiding in his basement with an asmr mix in hand, whispering): it- it seems that there was, no- no match for the undefeated victor
Celestine (in a bar): hey, you wanna buy me a drink?
Dante: of course, little lady
awkward silence
Dante: you know, I really just like, the fact that period cramps exist makes me so angry
Dante: I’m 6’5, just fyi
Celestine:
Dante: am I the only one who thinks beating up gay people and throwing them into lockers is lowkey wrong?
Floriano: some of you are so obnoxious naming your playlists like poetry
Aurora: how dare you!! “If I allowed myself to feel bliss, I would be betraying my truth” was a masterpiece!!
Floriano: first of all, that playlist has two songs on it, and one of them is starships by Nicki Minaj
set 2
Vinnie (In a Minecraft server, rizzing up): hey baby
Esther: I’m a minor
Vinnie: Nah baby, don’t worry, I’m a crafter
Desdémona: (chewing a copy of critique of pure reason)
Thalia: I guess that Kant gettin eaten
Inessa: I was in the 212, on the uptown A, n****, you know what’s up, or don’t you?
Seung-min (to Tae in the drive thru): alright what do u want?
Tae: a flurry and a Big Mac
Seung-min (to the mic machine thing): alright, can I get a furry with a six pack?
Aurora: when’s dinner ready
Aurora: when’s dinner ready
Aurora: when’s dinner ready
Adrian: dinners ready!!
Aurora: chill I don’t want you
Adrian: you’re adopted
Vinnie: hey
Lyra: hey
Vinnie: how you doing
Lyra: I’m good chillin, hbu
Vinnie: why are you telling ppl I’m ya baby father
Lyra: bored as hell
Vinnie: ???
Elijah(the most liberal man alive): hey! you can’t choose if you’re born gay or normal, we have to accept them!
Seung-min in the drive thru again: so what was that?
Tae: french fries and a mcchicken
Seung-min: can I get two French guys and they’re kissin?
Lenore (in the grocery store): excuse me, would you like some free bread?
Dominic: okay, maybe?
Lenore: we’ll you see, if you were to take my number, you would have your own little yeast factory on speed dial
Dominic: oh god- that’s- that’s disgusting
Lenore: pft. Okay looks like I’ve come in on GAY DAY
Lyra: you were almost a dad
Vinnie: and you were almost a single mom
Dante: when I first saw you, I deleted google, because I knew the search was over
Celestine:
Celestine
Thalia: my favorite section of Walmart is kitchen cause that’s where I belong
Desdémona: my favorite Walmart food is pound cake, because when they run out, I give them another cake to pound
Thalia (cutting the cameras): do you really think you can say that in a Walmart ad??
Mona: you told me to speak from experience!!
Thalia: oh….
Thalia: is the bakery still hiring?
Vinnie (admiring Ren): I want what he’s on
Arya: the spectrum?
Some guy named hunter: Why did you leave me?
Raven: I realized I’m a lesbian, hunter
Atlas: LEAVE THE LESBIANS ALONE!! WHY ARE YOU HUNTING THEM???
playing a miscellaneous romantic pop song from 2012
Dante: where are all the beautiful 5ft somethin girls at? stays up late, scrolls on the tiktok, has insomnia, absolutely overthanks evrathang. Like where you at baby?
Dom: why don’t you trust me?
Lenore: why should I? All the boys I’ve dated are dogs.
Dom: meow
Umm its actually a leather jacket
potato potato
bro thinks shes dante
HER FAMILY IS VERY LOVING
she loves them and they love her (Ayra can agree to this!) its just they can be ‘overprotective’ (not the right word but still)
controlling is prolly better innit
Im going to put this quote on her wiki idk why but I love the ‘or whatever the Romans said’
its so arya twin vibes
awww cute song
Even more than usual, though, Thalia was speaking very limitedly. Desdemona had smiled when Thalia said it was lovely that she was good, but that smile faltered when she noticed the squint in her eyes. “Thalia, do you have a hangover?” Mona asked matter-of-factly, unable to conjugate her words into something more casual. She was not very good at that, in fact, most of her sentences were quite eccentric, especially around her best friend.
of course not
Only boys and girls date, no?
ok homophobic queen
nds on her hips, posing to emphasize her seriousness. “How much did you sleep last night?” Desdemona
awwww adorable
and not enough
Did you see someone you did flirt with?”
huh
I don’t understand
want you to see kiki!” She beamed, “And I… should probably feed him, I kind of forgot to this morning…”
who tf kiki
Vinnie should just come with a disclaimer: ‘if you’re looking for a real, wholesome relationship, look elsewhere’
sleepover idea: the boys pin a sign that says this on vinnies back while hes sleeping
Amani and Thalia didn’t
thalia is safe
but amani had sex with him which is still adjacent
dating Vinnie is truly bottom of the barrel
he rlly didnt mean to hurt esther!
cant say the same ab lyra
but estie tho!!
That’s bc Amani has more common sense than all the Umbra boys combined
ok dont toot her horn shes gonna get arrogant
also she didnt have the common sense not to fck him!! js
awww cute song
of course not
sigh
ok homophobic queen
LMFAO
she doesnt know u can be gay!!
awwww adorable
and not enough
feeling ambiguous at this
huh
I don’t understand
flirted
damn i cant write
who tf kiki
I FORGOT TO WRITE THIS TOO
kiki is her bearded dragon
aka her pet lizard that she snuck into the school
sleepover idea: the boys pin a sign that says this on vinnies back while hes sleeping
LMAO