incorrect quotes again
these are from a combo of insta reels and me trolling so
its ab to be even worse than tumblr
set 1
Oggy (ordering at Starbucks): hi can I have a venti!
Lenore (the barista): yes!!
Hayes: can I have a small
Lenore: kill yourself
Lenore (texting dom): aw tysm!
Dom (inner monologue): how does she know I have that?!?
Vinnie: haha you’re built like a linebacker
Lyra: that’s pretty offensive
Vinnie: Actually, that’s defensive
Lyra:
Lyra: I am in hell
Enigma girls: she’s a four, but she has both nipples pierced!! What is she now?
Atlas: Im- gay.
Amani: let me see your phone
Vinnie: Why-
Amani:
Vinnie: fine hands phone over
Amani: turns out, you’re not the cheater! It’s just me
Vinnie: oml
Amani: but you don’t get it, I have daddy issues!!
Vinnie: IM LITERALLY AN ORPHAN
Amani: oh… well… we just lost my grandma sniffles and I just-
Ren (replying to thalias story): I want you
Thalia: ss and Ima send it to your sister
Ren: NO WAIT
Ren: I want you. To give me photo creds for the picture 
dumbass bitch. My sister is inessa and I love her
Hayes (in Esther’s dms at 10pm) : Ok I’ll give you space
Hayes (again at 1am): OKAY I CANT
Hayes (meeting Cayenne last year): hey what’s your number?
Cayenne (the accented american): sex sex sex, free sex tonight (666-36-29)
Jesse: ladies… if you can convince a guy to be baby daddy number 3? Be a car salesman, dude, you gotta be really good at convincing people, dude
Devon (in a suit, at the dealership): hey!!
Arya: Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands, and stare into each other’s eyes
Vinnie and Ren simulataneously: WHAT! No, THATS NOT TRUE!
Amani: this girl that I HATE from my book club I used to be in. She has type one diabetes, and that brings me a bit of joy
Aurora (to the imaginary audience): sorry to those who are suffering. I myself am about to suffer from diabetes too, haha
Amani: well thats type two, honey. You earned that.
Adrian dear: ho ho ho! Hello everyone, and welcome to the male manipulator competition!!
Hayes: I’m contestant one!! (A few fearful side glances are exchanged)
Vinnie: Im contestant two!! (People are getting scared)
Atlas: Im contestant three!!
suddenly, the room is vacant, even adrian has fled
Adrian dear (hiding in his basement with an asmr mix in hand, whispering): it- it seems that there was, no- no match for the undefeated victor
Celestine (in a bar): hey, you wanna buy me a drink?
Dante: of course, little lady
awkward silence
Dante: you know, I really just like, the fact that period cramps exist makes me so angry
Dante: I’m 6’5, just fyi
Celestine:
Dante: am I the only one who thinks beating up gay people and throwing them into lockers is lowkey wrong?
Floriano: some of you are so obnoxious naming your playlists like poetry
Aurora: how dare you!! “If I allowed myself to feel bliss, I would be betraying my truth” was a masterpiece!!
Floriano: first of all, that playlist has two songs on it, and one of them is starships by Nicki Minaj
@NinthHouse
set 2
Vinnie (In a Minecraft server, rizzing up): hey baby
Esther: I’m a minor 
Vinnie: Nah baby, don’t worry, I’m a crafter 
Desdémona: (chewing a copy of critique of pure reason)
Thalia: I guess that Kant gettin eaten
Inessa: I was in the 212, on the uptown A, n****, you know what’s up, or don’t you?
Seung-min (to Tae in the drive thru): alright what do u want?
Tae: a flurry and a Big Mac
Seung-min (to the mic machine thing): alright, can I get a furry with a six pack?
Aurora: when’s dinner ready
Aurora: when’s dinner ready
Aurora: when’s dinner ready
Adrian: dinners ready!!
Aurora: chill I don’t want you 
Adrian: you’re adopted
Vinnie: hey
Lyra: hey
Vinnie: how you doing
Lyra: I’m good chillin, hbu
Vinnie: why are you telling ppl I’m ya baby father
Lyra: bored as hell
Vinnie: ???
Elijah(the most liberal man alive): hey! you can’t choose if you’re born gay or normal, we have to accept them!
Seung-min in the drive thru again: so what was that?
Tae: french fries and a mcchicken
Seung-min: can I get two French guys and they’re kissin?
Lenore (in the grocery store): excuse me, would you like some free bread?
Dominic: okay, maybe?
Lenore: we’ll you see, if you were to take my number, you would have your own little yeast factory 
on speed dial
Dominic: oh god- that’s- that’s disgusting
Lenore: pft. Okay looks like I’ve come in on GAY DAY
Lyra: you were almost a dad 
Vinnie: and you were almost a single mom
Dante: when I first saw you, I deleted google, because I knew the search was over
Celestine:
Celestine 
Thalia: my favorite section of Walmart is kitchen cause that’s where I belong
Desdémona: my favorite Walmart food is pound cake, because when they run out, I give them another cake to pound
Thalia (cutting the cameras): do you really think you can say that in a Walmart ad??
Mona: you told me to speak from experience!!
Thalia: oh….
Thalia: is the bakery still hiring?
Vinnie (admiring Ren): I want what he’s on
Arya: the spectrum?
Some guy named hunter: Why did you leave me?
Raven: I realized I’m a lesbian, hunter
Atlas: LEAVE THE LESBIANS ALONE!! WHY ARE YOU HUNTING THEM???
playing a miscellaneous romantic pop song from 2012
Dante: where are all the beautiful 5ft somethin girls at? 
stays up late, scrolls on the tiktok, has insomnia, absolutely overthanks evrathang. Like where you at baby? 
Dom: why don’t you trust me?
Lenore: why should I? All the boys I’ve dated are dogs.
Dom: meow
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