sigh
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dating Vinnie is truly bottom of the barrel
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That’s bc Amani has more common sense than all the Umbra boys combined
incorrect quotes again
these are from a combo of insta reels and me trolling so
its ab to be even worse than tumblr
set 1
Oggy (ordering at Starbucks): hi can I have a venti!
Lenore (the barista): yes!!
Hayes: can I have a small
Lenore: kill yourself
Lenore (texting dom): aw tysm!
Dom (inner monologue): how does she know I have that?!?
Vinnie: haha you’re built like a linebacker
Lyra: that’s pretty offensive
Vinnie: Actually, that’s defensive
Lyra:
Lyra: I am in hell
Enigma girls: she’s a four, but she has both nipples pierced!! What is she now?
Atlas: Im- gay.
Amani: let me see your phone
Vinnie: Why-
Amani:
Vinnie: fine hands phone over
Amani: turns out, you’re not the cheater! It’s just me
Vinnie: oml
Amani: but you don’t get it, I have daddy issues!!
Vinnie: IM LITERALLY AN ORPHAN
Amani: oh… well… we just lost my grandma sniffles and I just-
Ren (replying to thalias story): I want you
Thalia: ss and Ima send it to your sister
Ren: NO WAIT
Ren: I want you. To give me photo creds for the picture 
dumbass bitch. My sister is inessa and I love her
Hayes (in Esther’s dms at 10pm) : Ok I’ll give you space
Hayes (again at 1am): OKAY I CANT
Hayes (meeting Cayenne last year): hey what’s your number?
Cayenne (the accented american): sex sex sex, free sex tonight (666-36-29)
Jesse: ladies… if you can convince a guy to be baby daddy number 3? Be a car salesman, dude, you gotta be really good at convincing people, dude
Devon (in a suit, at the dealership): hey!!
Arya: Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands, and stare into each other’s eyes
Vinnie and Ren simulataneously: WHAT! No, THATS NOT TRUE!
Amani: this girl that I HATE from my book club I used to be in. She has type one diabetes, and that brings me a bit of joy
Aurora (to the imaginary audience): sorry to those who are suffering. I myself am about to suffer from diabetes too, haha
Amani: well thats type two, honey. You earned that.
Adrian dear: ho ho ho! Hello everyone, and welcome to the male manipulator competition!!
Hayes: I’m contestant one!! (A few fearful side glances are exchanged)
Vinnie: Im contestant two!! (People are getting scared)
Atlas: Im contestant three!!
suddenly, the room is vacant, even adrian has fled
Adrian dear (hiding in his basement with an asmr mix in hand, whispering): it- it seems that there was, no- no match for the undefeated victor
Celestine (in a bar): hey, you wanna buy me a drink?
Dante: of course, little lady
awkward silence
Dante: you know, I really just like, the fact that period cramps exist makes me so angry
Dante: I’m 6’5, just fyi
Celestine:
Dante: am I the only one who thinks beating up gay people and throwing them into lockers is lowkey wrong?
Floriano: some of you are so obnoxious naming your playlists like poetry
Aurora: how dare you!! “If I allowed myself to feel bliss, I would be betraying my truth” was a masterpiece!!
Floriano: first of all, that playlist has two songs on it, and one of them is starships by Nicki Minaj
set 2
Vinnie (In a Minecraft server, rizzing up): hey baby
Esther: I’m a minor 
Vinnie: Nah baby, don’t worry, I’m a crafter 
Desdémona: (chewing a copy of critique of pure reason)
Thalia: I guess that Kant gettin eaten
Inessa: I was in the 212, on the uptown A, n****, you know what’s up, or don’t you?
Seung-min (to Tae in the drive thru): alright what do u want?
Tae: a flurry and a Big Mac
Seung-min (to the mic machine thing): alright, can I get a furry with a six pack?
Aurora: when’s dinner ready
Aurora: when’s dinner ready
Aurora: when’s dinner ready
Adrian: dinners ready!!
Aurora: chill I don’t want you 
Adrian: you’re adopted
Vinnie: hey
Lyra: hey
Vinnie: how you doing
Lyra: I’m good chillin, hbu
Vinnie: why are you telling ppl I’m ya baby father
Lyra: bored as hell
Vinnie: ???
Elijah(the most liberal man alive): hey! you can’t choose if you’re born gay or normal, we have to accept them!
Seung-min in the drive thru again: so what was that?
Tae: french fries and a mcchicken
Seung-min: can I get two French guys and they’re kissin?
Lenore (in the grocery store): excuse me, would you like some free bread?
Dominic: okay, maybe?
Lenore: we’ll you see, if you were to take my number, you would have your own little yeast factory 
on speed dial
Dominic: oh god- that’s- that’s disgusting
Lenore: pft. Okay looks like I’ve come in on GAY DAY
Lyra: you were almost a dad 
Vinnie: and you were almost a single mom
Dante: when I first saw you, I deleted google, because I knew the search was over
Celestine:
Celestine 
Thalia: my favorite section of Walmart is kitchen cause that’s where I belong
Desdémona: my favorite Walmart food is pound cake, because when they run out, I give them another cake to pound
Thalia (cutting the cameras): do you really think you can say that in a Walmart ad??
Mona: you told me to speak from experience!!
Thalia: oh….
Thalia: is the bakery still hiring?
Vinnie (admiring Ren): I want what he’s on
Arya: the spectrum?
Some guy named hunter: Why did you leave me?
Raven: I realized I’m a lesbian, hunter
Atlas: LEAVE THE LESBIANS ALONE!! WHY ARE YOU HUNTING THEM???
playing a miscellaneous romantic pop song from 2012
Dante: where are all the beautiful 5ft somethin girls at? 
stays up late, scrolls on the tiktok, has insomnia, absolutely overthanks evrathang. Like where you at baby? 
Dom: why don’t you trust me?
Lenore: why should I? All the boys I’ve dated are dogs.
Dom: meow
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potato potato
bro thinks shes dante
controlling is prolly better innit
its so arya twin vibes
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awww cute song
of course not
ok homophobic queen
awwww adorable
and not enough
huh
I don’t understand
who tf kiki
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sleepover idea: the boys pin a sign that says this on vinnies back while hes sleeping
thalia is safe
but amani had sex with him which is still adjacent
he rlly didnt mean to hurt esther!
cant say the same ab lyra
but estie tho!!
ok dont toot her horn shes gonna get arrogant
also she didnt have the common sense not to fck him!! js
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sigh
LMFAO
she doesnt know u can be gay!!
feeling ambiguous at this
flirted
damn i cant write
I FORGOT TO WRITE THIS TOO
kiki is her bearded dragon
aka her pet lizard that she snuck into the school
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LMAO
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cat validate my incorrect quotes or i will die
also the lenore and tae ones ate soooo
u have to
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??? 
oh-
Amani knows better than to be friends with Inessa, and date both Renlin and Vinnie 
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I will I will
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DATING AND SEX ARENT ADJACENT
she didn’t even know it was him!
oooh
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idk dawg
i just thought it fit their dynamic
she would
yeah arya fucked up there LMFAOOO
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they quite literally are
adjacent: not same but similar
dating does not equate to sex
but they are often grouped into “love and sex” as a topic!!
exactly
girl how ru gonna be pretty much sober and not be able to tell the man w the blue eyes dark hair vinnies build vinnies style vinnies rizz and vinnies junction of speech is vinnie
how ru gonna not have the common sense to know vinnie mask on and mask off ARE THE SAME PERSON
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yes we love kiki
Real footage of my brother and I at Starbucks
i might need you to explain this one to me
Poor Atlas
LMAO
Tae: since when are we French?
WTF IS THIS
Okay but Dom has major black cat energy
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aw tysm
looks like “autism”
awww
HAHAHAHA
so true
lenore isnt golden retriever tho
shes like fluffy aristrocat
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Ohhh
promptly kisses him
Yeah no Lenore is def not a golden retriever
She’s def a cat
Fluffy aristocat is good description
Like a ragdoll cat
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