He says thank you!!
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Es true
TRUST THE PROCESS
Kay wie ess
Facts
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YESSS
I hope he has a birthday
Not happy or anything just a birthday
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Ok I’m doing incorrect quotes too (from reposts on pinterest, mainly tumblr)
If these have been done before, I forgot
Lyra and Esther, watching Vinnie from a distance
Lyra: that’s the guy I have a crush on
Lyra: thoughts?
Esther: and prayers, girl
Ren: nice ass, sorry about the mental illness
Vinnie: thank you king
Ren: you can never lose an argument if you say “shut up nerd” at the end
Tae: yes you can
Ren: shut up nerd
Adrian, pounding on Aurora’s locked door: open up this instant! This is my house!
Aurora: no it isn’t. You have a morgage so it’s the bank’s house. Have someone from wells fargo come and get me
Adrian: [to wife] I knew we shouldn’t have gotten her those personal finance books
Dom: …and then my mom said she loves me—
Vinnie: HAHA
Dom: …
Vinnie: oh, was that not a joke?
Dom: …
Vinnie: …
Dom: WHY WOULD THAT BE A JOKE???
Lenore: it it helps, when he first told me his dad hugged him, I spent the next week trying to figure out if he was joking or if I somehow misheard hex as hug
Dom: that… Just makes me even more concerned for the both of you
At Enigma
Lyra: Where are the others?
Seung-min: They’re playing hide and seek
Lyra: Yes, but where?
Seung-min: I don’t think that’s how it works
Mona: so what’s Thalia’s type?
Raven: green eyes, kind, oblivious, good sense of humor, turtle lover
Mona: that kinda sounds like me, too bad we’re friends
Raven: did I mention oblivious?
Mona: yeah, why?
Raven: just making sure
Thalia: I don’t know what to draw…
Mona: draw me like one of your fish girls
Thalia: isn’t the line “draw me like one of your french girls”?
Mona: I wanna be a fcking mermaid, Thalia.
Dom to Vinnie, panicking: haha hey I love the blood dripping from your face and the animal rage in your eyes whats your pronouns
Amani: isn’t it amazing!! Six continents, seven billion people on this planet and a whole lifetime of choices and outcomes and in this particular string of decisions, in this point in time, out of everyone I could meet, got lucky enough to know you
Arya: I like this one because it’s supposed to be mushy and cute but with a certain tone of voice I could easily turn this entire sentence into a passive aggressive fck off
In umbra
Dante: imagine if someone handed you a box full of stuff you’ve lost throughout your life
Dom: self-esteem, haven’t seen you in years!
Tae: oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you so much for finding this!
Ren: I knew it lost that potential somewhere!
Vinnie: my moral code, is that you?
Dante: …
Dante: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mom left me but do you guys need a hug?
Lenore: he’s got that perfectly neglected shelter dog rizz
Lenore: he looks like he wants to quietly sit next to you while you watch tv
Lenore: he looks like he lets out a pathetic sad little sigh sometimes for no reason
Mona: orange juice is superior because it makes your tongue feel like you ate a bunch of ants which reminds me of my childhood when I’d put ants in my mouth and eat em except this time it tastes good too
Atlas: hey Mona I think you’re probably allergic to citrus?
Robber, holding Celestine hostage: GIVE ME 1 MILLION DOLLARS OR I’LL SHOOT
Celestine: wait what, you think I’m just worth 1 million dollars?
Celestine: snatches the megaphone
Celestine: MAKE IT 10 MILLION DOLLARS!!!
Atlas, stepping forward from the crowd: I RAISE TO 10 BILLION!!!
Robber: BET
Celestine and Atlas fingerguns each other
Aurora, pulling Atlas back: BOTH OF YOU DUMBSSES SHUT THE FCK UP
Amani: just committed a crime. God I love killing people for money
Vinnie: hey, you shouldn’t do that. You should be killing people because you enjoy it, not to play the part of a capitalist cog
Amani: you’re so right, I’m such a buffoon
Esther: looks like we can’t isolate, ignore, ibuprofen out of this one boys
Hayes: ignite it is then
Esther: faints
Atlas: QUICK, CALL 911
Mona: WHAT WHAT’S THE NUMBER
Esther: wakes up
Esther: btch—
Priest: Devon, do you take Agastya as your lawfully wedded husband?
Devon: I scooby-dooby-doo
Agastya: I want a divorce
Ren: I wish you’d just admit it when you made a mistake
Inessa, calmly stirring her coffee: fck you, I prefer it with salt
Tae: QUICK, YOU’RE LOSING A LOT OF BLOOD! WHAT’S YOUR TYPE?
Seung-min, bleeding out: tall, male, brown hair, caring, supportive—
Tae: BLOOD TYPE YOU DUMB FCK
Seung-min: oh
Seung-min: looks down
Seung-min: red
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TAE POSTED
YESSIR
damn as soon as he wakes up is crazy but ok OUID GANG
lmao the lil censor
shmancy
aw
poor baby tae
amani is flirting in da rn
do yall think vinnie did this or who
OH DIP
damn he got right into it
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He’s too real
Not nice
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okay it’s not like he’s getting stoned
he just wanted to get out of bed
i couldn’t think of a better word lol
that’s a good question actually
tae has zero tolerance for ren’s sh-t
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Issac!!! Such a sweetie cutie head
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HAHAHAHA
noooo i was gonna use this one later
awww
HEX PLS
awww @kristi
so accurate
bro thought she could add a correct quote and we wouldnt notice
LMFAOOOOO
YESSSS
slay mama
nah he’d be like
i lost an orange once…
and then tell mona another elaborate lie
I WAS GONNA USE THIS TOO
ANOTHER CORRECT QUOTE
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the funniest part is that actually feels like an accurate description of dom 
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fair enuf
its the way i was the one who told u this too
silly me
has he been at nh since freshman year
if so vinnie couldnt have initiated him
king
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Tae and Ren as teenagers
oop
dom to a t
okay but tae def has bandaids in his mom kit
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lmao
ye
but i forget what year he’s in now
he’s younger than vinnie tho
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also with ren sitting down it’s like the one time tae can actually punch him in the face
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He’s so mom friend
I was telling Kristi
Vinnie is the dad to ren
Older brother to dom, Rens uncle
Ren is vinnies daughter/baby
Dom is the younger brother/uncle
Tae is the mom and he and Ren have mother daughter angst
Dante is the unmarried uncle who brings gifts to the gatherings
Jesse is the villain, long cast out of the family bc of 20 year old drama, doesn’t matter who he was
Amani is the girl
For reference what grade is he in relation to Ren
Ren is final year I’m pretty sure
Like did they go in at the same time or what
LMFAO BYE
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No you’re so right
No, Tae is two years below Ren
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Okay but why is this me
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HIII
Aww poor Tae
I like how he just walks past and ignores it like “this guy’s at it again”
Here we gooo
GET HIM
Okay yeah I’m rooting for Tae
I know he’s probably gonna lose but still
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