LMAO
These are all hilarious
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LMAO
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i want to do incorrect quotes as things me and my friends have said too each other
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That would be so funny
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my friends and I are hilarious, im laughing rn as im doing the incorrect quotes
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I hate this country sometimes
Why am I wearing snow boots in April?!
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Summary
characters as incorrect quotes me and my friends have said to each other pt 1
Tae I love how we are all some type of bi
Tae : Amani is billenguial, Vinnie bisexual, I’m biracial
Renlin: What am I?
Tae: a BItch
Desdemona: Do you think it’s gay if i like a girl romantically
Thalia: why would it not be gay?
Desdemona: Well because her hair is straight
Floriano: People keep asking me how did I get into the school, how did I get into the school while its hard
Floriano: well my ass fat, i’m sexy, smart, humble, a snack, did I mention I’m humble?
Thalia: This is why it’s never good to text an ex, because- thalia pauses midway
Inessa: What are you doing?
Thalia: texting Renlin
Lyra: you need to start wearing your glasses, you’re practically blind without them
Alya: I actually have 20/20 vision, and my superpowers and i’m always politically correct so I don’t need glasses
Lyra: What does that have to do with needing glasses or not???
Lysander when he was alive maybe: sigh, just leave Alya alone, she’s never going to learn.
texting in a groupchat
Amani: I had a dream about you last night
Vinnie: Oh? What was I wearing? Did you make sure to get my good side, and my smile, what did we do together, did we kiss, or-
Amani: I killed you in the dream
Vinnie: out of love or?
Amani: out of pure hate and disgust
Celestine: sigh
Amani: and some love too i guess
Celestine: How do you- you know what nvm
Devon: I have a crush
Amani: didn’t you just break up with your boyfriend
Devon: THAT"S NOT THE POINT!
Celestine: ok, ok carry on
Devon: he’s tall, a little awkward, probably gay, name starts and end with A
Celestine: Wait isn’t that just Agastaya, your ex boyfriend that you broke up with yesterday?
Devon: yes, but I broke up with him before I found out he was rich and had a boat
Devon: i’m going to have a hot girl summer idc
Freya: hot girl summer this, hot girl summer that, how about overwork girl winter? sad girl spring? Im going to find ways to jump off a bridge autumn
Aurora: are you good?
Freya: I haven’t been good since Trump was elected as President, and that was more than 4 years ago
Renlin: I don’t really think I have a type, all of my exes look differently and talk differently
Vinnie: raises a brow as he looks at his hand, uses a finger as if reading his palm Let’s see, Ayra, Thalia,
Renlin: They are very different from each other
Vinnie: and have the same hair color, eyes and are friends wth your sister
Dante: People die from drinking bleach? That’s some weak people shxt
Celestine: bleach has chemicals that can kill you, and you too will die if you drink bleach
Dante: No
Dante: I’m built different
Celestine: You’re built stupid, that’s how you’re built
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Also Tae being all three of those 
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This is so absolutely accurate!!!
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It was def u that said this to your friends
She would never admit this
This was also u irl and her name is Ayla!!
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@eunoia its not ur fault ppl butcher her name it’s all Kristi
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Sighhh
Eclipse season things I feel
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Awww
Ooh all my significant others in one convo
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man, those are so far from the ones i found 
I had started with Umbra but… literally on features three ppl 
im so sorry, wait till I go on my phone 
The ones saved on my computer which are much much much worse than the others ;sobs
ps… very unfilitered
Agastya: I am not a whore, and, not that I’ve done the math, but, if I were, I’d be the super classy kind that gets flown to Dubai to stay in an underwater hotel.
Amani: Isn’t it weird that we can’t ride any other animal except horses. Like if horses weren’t a thing, humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other animals. Like riding animals wouldn’t really be a thing. We should probably be more grateful to horses.
Renlin: Elephants.
Amani: Blocked.
Jesse: Camels.
Amani: Extra blocked.
Agasta: Donkeys.
Amani: Ultra blocked.
Vinnie: That dick.
Amani: …Followed.
okay, i knowit didnt play out like this but…
Jesse: Hey, what’s up?
Amani: The sky.
Jesse: No, I meant like, what are you doing?
Amani: Oh, Vinnie.
Vinnie: highfives Amani Nice!
Amani: look Vinnie, I’m not slut shaming you but…
Amani: Actually yeah, I’m TOTALLY slut shaming you.
Jesse: Bonjour, Vinnie. Voulez–vous coucher avec moi?
Vinnie: No, I don’t want to sleep with you.
Jesse: Is that what that means? Oh, man, I had a really gross tennis instructor.
Amani: As top in this relationship, I think we should-
Jesse: I can’t believe you’re pulling rank on me.
Vinnie: I love saying ‘fuck me’ because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly.
I HAVENT READ THROUGH THE CHAT YET SO SORRY IF ITS REPEATED
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love this
yep yep
I see it
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fr @Kristi get it right 
jkjk love ya
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Guys rs why am I such a natural born hater
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