So let’s go from one extreme to the other and get sad again!! This one goes out to the target of all our tragic backstories and plans, because we are all suckers for sad people clearly. Here are the ones that just could not catch a break - maybe we should get them in touch with the funniest characters
Runner up...
Corin Blackwood
I mean aaaah
My heart does hurt for him he has been through so much I need to see him happy please
I will feel it as a personal attack if not xx
a lot of shit like
Malachi Azure
Where does one even begin
Man just went through one thing after another
life legit sucks
I have to give it to him…
And a very intense breakdown of his sad events
- He was threatened (through threats to his siblings) to get into a relationship with a girl he wanted nothing to do with (she was literally an identical twin to the girl who threatened him).
- He went along with it, and ended up falling for that girl
- He told her the truth → She broke and dissapeared
- He got engaged to an abusive women
- HIs ex (who ended up being pregnant with his baby) got stabbed by HIS twin sister, and lost said baby
- He got stabbed that day as well
- He got married to said abusive wife
- Abusive wife pretended to be pregnant to keep him from going back to his ex
- Abusive wife got pregnant, but then lost his child (but had children from another man that he now has to raise)
- He died in a burning fire with his only girl that he had with a maid that worked for his wife
- Oh and his baby mama was killed by his ex
Needless to say, Malachi…
no I actually have no words
The winner!!
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This is his title for real
I have literally read his posts with ‘the grudge’ by Olivia Rodrigo playing in my head
My guy is sad sad
The takeaway from this = @DandelionKate loves to torture characters AND BY ASSOCIATION, US
and we love it
always damn crying
a lot of shit like
Dude cannot catch a break